Ink & Spirits. Quotes collector. Scotch drinker. #MUFC Social Media Director @thisiscrowd
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And one day you'll be digging out my words in crumpled papers bearing my mark and thanking your lord that you were alive when I wrote. – at Gurgaon, India
Why the holy fuckin fuck has Carrick gone first to Dalot to console him? This madarchod needs to be booted right back to portugal
The moment he receives the ball, he starts running, having no idea what he will do next. Brainless footballer.
Just had a heartfelt moment with my 6yo daughter. Told her how United has been a part of my life since 1997, and I have seen us being the best team in the world, and it’s been 13 years since we played like that.
She gave me a hug and walked away. As if she knows there is no hope
Country roads, make a u-turn
to the days, when we ruled,
Old trafford, to see United
Of the old
Take me home.
Ready to risk all my footballing happiness that would define, what has been an amazing weekend so far.
Can we sack Eneos and Glazers and everyone associated with them first and then rest can follow? #manutd
What in the fuck do they do in training? What happened to the team of last season? So disjointed. Walking with the ball. Unfuckinbelievable #Manutd
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Блогер показал, что собеседование в 2026 году проходит уже без людей. Компания прислала на созвон ИИ-рекрутера, блогер в ответ подключил своего ИИ-агента и вышел из кадра.
Нейросети ещё какое-то время обсуждали вакансию без людей. В конце обе зависли и начали бесконечно прощаться друг с другом.
The beginning of this season for whatever reason gave me more hope than the rest and it has turned out to be the worst ever.
When will United get back? When? I’m tired of being a United fan. There is no joy in watching football anymore. I cannot believe what I’m watching.
🚨 Manchester United have the most losses through the first nine games of a season in the club's history [@ESPNFC]
