@FanAkko

Life is a cabaret, old chuds

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Joined October 2019
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'Ello Chinese has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's 'Ello Chinese man.
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About to see digger if I don't like it I'll kill myself
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I'm not a woman so I don't know for sure but has anyone on the planet ever done the bend and snap, is that a real thing
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Mr_PotatoHead
@MrPotatoHead_SJ
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Warner deserves to be blended into a pulpy mush for not wifing up 2000 Reese Witherspoon, he must be the GAYEST MAN ALIVE
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I'm actually Jaidenanimations on an alt
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He meant like, not a killer deep down
S.K.@SergeiKravin0ff
Oct 1
“You’re not a killer, Jean.”
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Pancakes are good and you're all lying about not liking them because you like waffles
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Fakko@FanAkko
Oct 1
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New Ted fans deserve to be punished with this awful family guy knock off cartoon version as punishment for not being real Ted Truthers and insisting on shitting on the movies to praise the show. This is karma for your hubris
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Mark Wahlberg is great in the Ted movies and you're all lying about it because you dislike him as a person
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"Max Burkholder is better!" is kind of not what I'm talking about is it, not really what I said and doesn't contradict Mark Wahlberg being great in the Ted movies at all
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New Ted fans deserve to be punished with this awful family guy knock off cartoon version as punishment for not being real Ted Truthers and insisting on shitting on the movies to praise the show. This is karma for your hubris
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His delivery in this scene is one of the funniest things in the entire franchise I'm sorry
Fakko@FanAkko
Oct 1
Mark Wahlberg is great in the Ted movies and you're all lying about it because you dislike him as a person
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While this is true I think every Ted performance he gives he sometimes dips into Peter on certain line reads so you can't really judge how he'll sound in the show off just this
Pikneye 💖🐾@Pikneye
Sep 30
I feel like theres a slight but distinct difference between ted and peters voices, this just sounds like peter
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I'm actually kinda shocked Kelly had nothing special planned whatsoever for ASM #1000 like, he knew he'd end up writing it as soon as he got the gig surely you think he would have tee'd something up for it to make it seem even a little bit significant
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Like just a decompressed issue long fight scene with a new villain who isn't particularly interesting or memorable, is that the best you got really? This is the 1000th issue? You don't gotta undo OMD but at least move the plot more than a cm, do something!
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Yeah I imagine this was the vibe when they dropped Chicken Little
Kate@KateFisher96
Sep 30
I know Disney has had "dark ages" before, but was there ever that strong vibe of "man, Disney's best days are behind them" like there is now?
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True!!! Women who prefer tall guys are pedophiles!
syd@chewymoder
Sep 28
Replying to @Inselfdefense22
This is gross af
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2016 Seinfeld episode where George Costanza proposes to a woman at a Jets game and as soon as he gets down on one knee the national anthem starts playing
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Looks like unwatchable dogshit sure bit I unfortunately will probably enjoy this a lot
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm
Sep 30
First look at ‘TED: THE ANIMATED SERIES’. The series is set 12 years after the events of ‘Ted 2’ and follows John & Ted as neighbors, both with families of their own. Releasing December 17 on Peacock.
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This seems like nuclear abysmal cope, people with English as a first language are absolutely less likely to be bilingual
&𝙆𝙖𝙡𝙚𝙣⁺¹@0megaS0ul
Sep 29
Why is the stereotype that Americans can’t speak multiple languages? Ik like 10 ppl irl that r bilingual
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Like it's not only Americans ofc but if you live in an English speaking country and you're talking to someone from a country where English isn't a first language, that person is bilingual and most English speakers they're talking to will not be
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