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.@GWeberGale guess who I just ran into? @FamousFatDave - we fondly remember our night out with you 10 years ago? in Brooklyn and seeing the Olympic champion spirit come out during a game of shuffle board.
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
What special gift did I bestow upon @RyanSeacrest on this morning's @LiveKellyRyan? Watch the segment to find out! #pizzaontv youtu.be/EPcF5hi_4HM
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
You can eat on the subway. Just... No utensils, no licking fingers, no fish
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
“Maybe the most important thing about the holidays is just putting aside our differences for a while and try to enjoy the people who matter most. And besides, the whole thing will be over before you know it. And there will *always* be leftovers.” #AnthonyBourdain
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
I will never have another relationship in my life as bafflingly complicated as my relationship with mushrooms.
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
Hot take: Pumpkin Spice is not as good as Apple ANYTHING. APPLE is the flavor of fall!! APPLE!
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
WELCOME TO #WrestleMania!
Tune in this Sunday at 8/7c on @AETV for the SEASON FINALE of Biography: WWE Legends and watch the greatest spectacle in sports entertainment come to light!
#WWEonAE
Famous Fat Dave retweeted
Replying to @MikeFarrisMusic
@MikeFarrisMusic Saw that you did the @FamousFatDave tour. I’ve followed him for many years and keep saying that I’m going to get back up there and go on one. I’m envious.
If you start a sentence with “Honestly…” now I gotta assume every other sentence you speak is dishonest.
People who flash their high beams at you because they want to pass are the same people who would perpetrate genocide during wartime.
If you make pizza, please don’t add some cold ass ricotta at the end. I don’t think anyone is looking for a cold vs hot sensation like it’s pie a la mode. At least warn me if you’re serving fridge cold cheese on top of your pizza.















