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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Donald Trump is Vladimir Putin's bitch. He's the gimp from Pulp Fiction, except we're all trapped in the basement with him, and this gelatinous, genuflecting cuck is sweating Sunny D through a latex onesie two sizes too small, packed in like kielbasa at a Lambeau tailgate, squeaking every time he bends and twirling for the camera in his Bedazzled ball gag like it's prom night at the Moscow Marriott.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Trump ALWAYS talks a big game & tells Maga he's suing someone, ( they make a big deal out of it ) & then he quietly avoids depositions, fights discovery, & drops the lawsuit. And the Maga Morons fall for it every time.
🚨 NEWS: Trump is backing out of a scheduled deposition with BBC lawyers THIS FRIDAY, citing “matters of national importance” after weeks of radio silence. His team now wants to delay his testimony until JANUARY 2027—after discovery closes—and the BBC is asking a judge to FORCE him to testify.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Replying to @ScottPresler
Hahahahaha! Remember when your genitals were exposed on Craigslist when u worked for the RNC??? U posted your own porn!!!!! Stop embarrassing u fvcking hypocrite!
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1,189,862 Americans in Los Angeles County voted for Donald Trump. 593,270 Americans in San Diego County voted for Donald Trump. Trump voters: he thinks it’s a “small price to pay” if you get nuked.
BREAKING: Trump says it’s a “small price to pay” if Iran took out Los Angeles and San Diego. Trump doesn’t care if millions of Americans lose their lives because a majority of the people who live there have never voted for him.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
The Trump administration appears to have changed its AI chatbot so that it no longer debunks Trump lies. Yesterday: It said Biden won the 2020 election and there's no indication of widespread fraud. Today: Says it can't answer such questions.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Remember how MAGA was sharing AI images of the reflecting pool being American flag blue? Hahaha now look at this shit. Trump screws up everything. Literally.
The reflecting pool still isn’t doing much reflecting.
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We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years, why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working.
Over 400 aliens predominantly from Honduras entered Mexico on Thursday, ready to make their way to the US southern border… Here’s footage of the caravan. Someone is incentivizing this movement, this is not organic.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
So apparently we’re doing this again. A federal judge ordered the White House to restore CNN’s access. Today, CNN was scheduled to fly on Air Force One as the TV pool reporter, providing coverage for the other major networks. The White House barred them from the flight. Because apparently losing in court wasn’t enough to get the message across. This isn’t about whether you like CNN. I genuinely couldn’t care less if you watch them or despise them. Presidents don’t get to decide which news organizations are worthy of covering them based solely on whether they like the coverage. A free press doesn’t require the president’s approval.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: The California Supreme Court just ruled that Republican Sheriff Chad Bianco illegally seized 650,000 ballots.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
There’s always a fucking tweet.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Replying to @StephenMil48
Hahahaha! Nah, it’s because mail in voting would be omitted and Trump could federalize elections by purging voter polls.This is unconstitutional! Stop embarrassing yourself!
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Trump holds an event at the White House but forgets there's no audio because he banned most of the press. This is a humiliation ritual at this point. You can NOT make it up.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
The 1st Amendment doesn’t require flattery of a president. The White House isn’t a private club. Press access isn’t a loyalty perk. Trump locking White House doors to certain outlets whose views he doesn’t like is a desperate move from a man who thinks he owns U.S. government.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Trump today at a 9/11 memorial vs. Trump watching teenage girls 💀
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If you believe Trump is going to give every American $5,000 if Republicans win the midterms, you’re a fucking idiot
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For years Trump's pitch was simple: drain the swamp, release the Epstein files, expose every single name on the client list. Full transparency, no excuses. So why does the playbook instantly change to panic, delay, and damage control the second those documents actually start leak? Suddenly, the "secret list" everybody was promised isn't real anymore. The media focus is a total "hoax." And decades of Mar-a-Lago birthday parties, shared flight logs, and friendly quotes are supposed to just vanish because someone declared it a partisan hit job. The reality is simple: you don't fight this hard to bury files that prove you're innocent. If there’s actually nothing to hide, pull up the blinds and let the light in. The constant hiding from evidence is telling everyone everything they need to know.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
Hey MAGA, if Fox News had had any proof of election fraud in 2020, you'd think they would have shown it instead of forking over $787 million to Dominion Voting Systems.
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Taylor Fallon retweeted
The U.S. House will be in session only 4 full days from July 24th to November 8th. That’s 100 paid days off versus 4 full workings days plus 4 travel (half) days. Meanwhile TRUMP says YOU have too many holidays.
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