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Falcon Powder

@FalconPowder

A friendship-based comedy experiment.

Joined November 2010
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Normalize using “Christmas” as a verb.
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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz3 Sep 2021
Cinema is the wrong medium for Dune. It should be an edible
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going to become one of the people on here thats so pissed off that everyone finds the idea of eating horse medicine funny that they retrofit their politics to make liking the horse medicine make sense
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I don't know, posting a Sisyphus joke feels kind of pointless.
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Replying to @AsapSCIENCE @reddit
@FalconPowder & The Whole Truths have some better advice for for wolves: youtube.com/watch?v=tND1J13x…
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Truck Weldon@TruckWeldon18 Feb 2017
Don't let Big Space yank your chain. Contact @elonmusk and demand the immediate launch of Falcon 9 to show gravity who's boss. #falcon9
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@comedybar great! When is this show? Any tickets?
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Truck Weldon@TruckWeldon23 Dec 2016
Before the Coca-Cola company changed his image in the 1920s, Santa Clause looked like this... #12TruthsOfChristmas #KrisKringle
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#Toronto! Your New Years Resolution should include being @ComedyBar on Jan 7th for Canada's Finest empirecomedylive.com/event/c…
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Truck Weldon@TruckWeldon22 Dec 2016
Written in 1857, the original version of "Jingle Bells" had 200+ verses and took well over an hour to sing. #12TruthsOfChristmas
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Truck Weldon@TruckWeldon21 Dec 2016
Until 1967, Winter Solstice was known as "Witch Christmas." #12TruthsOfChristmas
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Happy Solstice from your pals Falcon Powder!
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Mad Dogs in the Oval Office! xitter.cf/scottygumz/status/8050…
Please enjoy this primer on the exhilarating world of non-facts stated with total conviction. xitter.cf/scottygumz/status/8032…
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#DaylightSavingTime @The_WholeTruths @CBCComedy xitter.cf/jimannan1/status/79537…
May #TheWholeTruths set you free. @CBCComedy xitter.cf/TruckWeldon/status/791…
Truck Weldon (@TruckWeldon) profile pictureTruck Weldon@TruckWeldon26 Oct 2016
All due respect to the #GGBooks winners, when it comes to books, we all lose. Here's why: The Whole Truths: Books youtu.be/tdaCzvOitQ4
I directed this with these very funny guys. 📽🎥👏😁 xitter.cf/falconpowder/status/74…
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