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Broadway's Little Princess. Wife to the most incredibly charming man. Mother. [Not her. RP]

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Joined July 2014
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To target hopeful young strivers who grew up here is wrong, because they’ve done nothing wrong. My statement: facebook.com/barackobama/
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i'm a dude, please don't send me anything weird like dick pics as i really don't need to see them. just enjoy my account, thanks
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JUST IN: The next Demon Barber of @sweeneytoddnyc will be @realhughpanaro! bit.ly/Hugh-Panaro-Next-Swee…
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y'all remember in 2009 when Michael Jackson died 3 days before the BET Awards so they changed the entire show for him in 72 hrs😭 #BetAwards
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Woman Convicted Of Encouraging Boyfriend's Suicide Over Text Message
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Happy #Juneteenth (June 19th, 1865), which marked the "effective end of slavery" in the United States. pbs.org/wnet/african-america…
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Leave it to Chance the Rapper. On Twitter, music is happening.
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Anyways, being a dad is actually really fun.... minus the dirty diapers and constant poo-poo smells. @FakingOsnes, we're in this together.
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Happy #FathersDay2017! Today, I took my daughter for a mini coaster ride. She didn't speak to me afterwards. #ParentingDoneRight #Ella
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how to turn something cute into something horrifying
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When life knocks you down but you don't wanna give up xitter.cf/raywalker22/status/770…
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"Your boy has a jawline for days." ▪Restarting this account, ▪Looking for people to roleplay with, ▪18+. Be an angel and #RT this for me?
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I love twitter
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"One of the most terrifying movies of the summer," raves @GetJETmag. Everywhere this weekend! #ItComesAtNight jetmag.com/entertainment/com…
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#HappyBarricadeDay, Folks! And also, to the musical which its songs will forever be chanted within protests and reforms around the world. 🇫🇷
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Replying to @FakingOsnes
It's going to be our third anniversary soon.
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The Claire to my Frank Underwood, the Bonnie to my Clyde, my strength, my weakness, my WIFE! #GoingStrong
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Alongside these beautiful people. #WilliamIveyLong
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If you are under 18. (17 is fine) Unfollow me. I post adult content, and that's not changing.
Get a swingin' look at @BandstandBway, starring @NapOnACott & @LauraOsnes, with these show clips! bit.ly/2q1fLJa
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