Follow the on-going status of PSN, the Playstation Network through the eyes of unpaid PR intern Russ! This is a parody account and not affiliated with Sony.

The PSN War Room/Closet
Joined April 2011
PSN is back up, see you in 2031!
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PSN is currently down. I mean, if you're down... that is. 馃槒
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10 YEARS AGO we all learned some valuable lessons about "networking" but it's a new day, a new era!
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PSN is back up! Please accept a 4.5gb system update followed by another 2.3gb system update in reparation for the downtime.
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Dev Teams are all out on Holiday, but we've roused both interns and they're actively engaged in a coffee run. #sony #wereworkingonit
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Shit, alright, alright... we're gonna unplug it and plug it back it. You'll be back online not playing the SOCOM 4 in a Sony Second.
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You take a 2 year vacation to ride camels around a rain forest and everything turns to shit when you get back.
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Just to be safe, we're requiring all users to switch from text passwords to "blink-pattern" based passwords. Requires EyeToy and eye lids.
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We're excited to show new platforms for you to experience PSN downtime on! Enjoy frustrating error codes on your HTC Android phones soon!
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We're excited to announce more Downtime Events at #E32012! More of the downtime you love, more often!
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I know we only seem to tweet bad news, so how about some good news? Tomorrow PSN will be down for 13 hours.
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America's most popular game is coming soon to PSN! "Lottery" by Federal Interactive will arrive this summer with enhanced Move support!
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PSN will be down on March 1st, for scheduled upgrades to our Burger King Star Wars Collectors Cups display case.
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Playstation Notwork retweeted
Happy Presidents Day to me, Happy Presidents Day to Me. Happy Presidents Day, President Kaz Hirai. Happy Presidents Day to me!
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Replying to @megaplushie
Due to space constraints, UMD tray resides between the LCD and processor. RT @megaplushie How does my Vita play UMD? It has no disk hole.
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PSN is still PSN. Ignore that CNET article (cnet.co/z3LzIG) where Christopher MacManus (@sonyinsider (really?!)) forgot how to read.
Heads up! PSN Accounts are now called SEN Accounts. Also downtime is now going to be called "Martin Luther King Jr Remembrance Periods."
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