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It's January 25. Tonight is Burns Night, when Scots around the world celebrate their proud heritage of being completely incomprehensible.

It's January 19. On this day in 1983, cheese becomes self-aware

Under #PIPA, copyright holders will be able to impose mandatory Rickrolling on any website at the DNS level

It's January 19. On this day in 1603, Guy Fawkes founded Anonymous

It's January 19. On this day in 1974, Richard Nixon ate an entire black forest gateau live on television to prove his innocence

It's January 19. On this day in 1891, motion pictures were demonstrated for the first time. The inventor was burned at the stake

It's January 19. On this day in 1955, Walter Cronkite accidentally uttered "fucknuts" live on air

It's January 19. On this day in 1876, France surrendered to nobody in particular

It's January 19. On this day in 1983, the infamous Sesame Street massacre occurred. Oscar has never been the same since

It's January 19. On this day in 1987, the United Kingdom annexed Terry Wogan

One of the provisions of #SOPA is that any site accused of copyright infringement will be forced to use Comic Sans as its font

Google started out making those things that help you find your car keys when you lose them, before the Internet was invented

Thanks to efforts today, the only countries in the world that aren't aware of #SOPA now are North Korea and Skyrim

The events of the film "King Ralph" were based on a true story

Gordon Ramsay lost his tastebuds in a childhood accident, and so relies on a guide dog to taste everything for him

Goldfish weren't domesticated until 1971

There is a reference in the works of Nostradamus to the coming of a "Justyn Bebre", whose rise shall usher in the Time of Blood.

Brunch was so named after the noise it makes

Andy Warhol invented the mullet

After the success of A Brief History of Time, Professor Stephen Hawking was an uncredited contributor to the script of Alien 3