@FakeTVCritic

I complain about TV, even when I love it. Bravo, gay shit, Phillies, Hallmark Christmas movies... I contain multitudes. Podcast out everywhere!

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Me explaining the relationships of the entire #PumpRules cast beginning with season one, episode one, scene one on today's episode of the podcast (available here: anchor.fm/faketvcritic/episo…)
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I'd love a whole movie full of Philly sports references and Kelce cameos, but we know Hallmark doesn't have the guts to make #HolidayTouchdown: An Eagles Love Story.
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The Flyers are never going to win another game.
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lmao Rob is such a pissant little loser 😂 #Survivor
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"Nothing kills you more than your own mind?" Clearly not a Phillies fan. #RedOctober
Lawrence Kitema
@lawrencekitemaOct 1
Before you go to bed tonight, remember this: Nothing kills you more than your own mind. Stop stressing over things you can’t control. Breathe. Let your mind rest. You’re going to be okay, I promise.
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First inning and game over. Fuck Dave Dombrowski forever.
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Deciding game forced on an overturned ABS call lmao baseball is so stupid and I love it #RingTheBell
Philadelphia Phillies
@PhilliesSep 30
THE FIGHTIN PHILS BABY
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Is this account run by Paris Baby?
Drag Crave Poo
@Drag_Crave_PooSep 29
🚨Happy 40th birthday to Adore Delano who is dating someone a a dozen years younger than her #Groomer
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BULLSHITTT #DWTS
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I'm sorry... Adam is in the building and NOT doing the George Michael tribute? #VMAs
Deadline
@DEADLINESep 27
Adam Lambert arrives at the 42nd MTV #VMAs
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Helen Lewis@helenlewisSep 25
The lesson of the masking drama at the Massachusetts lesbian bar is that you can't negotiate with terrorists, even ones with Long Covid: theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0…

How to Destroy a Lesbian Bar

The scourge of COVID led to drive-by whinings disguised as activism.

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"Lasagna is my favorite! People sleep on lasagna!" Wtf am I watching #Survivor
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🚨Hi Twitter! My new book, JUST MY LUCK, is out May 4! @people has the cover reveal and more info. PLEASE PREORDER! ❤️📚 people.com/everything-iconic…

‘Everything Iconic’ Podcast Host Danny Pellegrino Reveals New Book — See the Cover! (Exclusive)

The podcaster and author’s new book follows his journey to (and through) parenthood as a gay man and PEOPLE can exclusively reveal the cover.

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Is this a thing we're doing every season where some dumbass with hearing loss and no comprehension skills thinks someone just OUT LOUD admits to being a Traitor and they run with it? Can we not be fucking idiots for once? #TheTraitorsUS
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Kriste (wtf is that spelling) was clearly just jealous that Madeline's hair has moisture in it. #TheTraitorsUS
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How do you stage a 30th anniversary reunion for Buffy and then forget one of its leads in the In Memoriam two hours later? #Emmys
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Makes me so happy to see Painter throwing like the pitcher we'd been promised for the last few years.
Philadelphia Phillies
@PhilliesAug 22
Painting the corners 🎨
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Lagoona Bloo, Jazell Barbie Royale, Meatball, Lushious Massacr, Aunty Chan, Juno Birch, Jasmine Rice LaBeija... let's get the big names who haven't done the show yet on board, please and thank you.
World of Wonder@WorldOfWonderAug 17
Casting for RuPaul's Drag Race Season 20 is officially OPEN! 👑 #DragRace If you have the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent it takes to become America’s Next Drag Superstar, we want to hear from you! 💌 Apply at worldofwonder.com/casting ‼️ DEADLINE: October 23rd, 2026
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Save the cheerleader... 😔
Variety
@VarietyAug 17
Hayden Panettiere, known for her roles on “Heroes” and in “Scream 4” and “Scream 6,” has died at 36. A cause of death was not immediately known. “It is with profound sadness that we share the tragic passing of our beloved Hayden. She was an incredible light and a force of nature who brought immeasurable love and joy to all who knew her — and to the millions who watched her onscreen,” her rep told ABC. variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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Michael Jack Schmidt walking out of the corn got me. #MLBatFieldOfDreams
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I am not paying $17 so I can stick to a broken goddamned recliner. CRANK THAT AIR.
niy@niyaaahxAug 12
Also I’ve noticed that movie theaters don’t be freezing cold anymore
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