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I also appreciate the players from both teams not sweeping in front of the rocks. Don’t want to break the ice down too quickly

LED board went out. I think @PriceAtkinson tripped over something. No worries, I plugged it back in.

Scraper marks? I see scraper marks on your face.

Tried fixing the cracks in the ice by turning the compressor off here at mixed. It didn’t work.

My daily sabotage of the sensor handles has finally paid off

有人看到我的刮刀了嗎？

Voodoo taco makes me voodoo in the bathroom. #curlingtrials22

Heads rolled in Wausau. I leave and we only get 3 feet of curl. Serious?

They couldn’t believe how great the ice was. They pulled me in for testing. #Clean #2021USNats

Can anyone tell me which part of the sensor handles the oranges go in?

They think they can throw me by changing game times tomorrow. Nice try @usacurl

I smell like cheese curds

Painted some weight number guide lines at work today. Gerry in receiving has really been struggling with his weight during this pandemic. #heretohelp #curling

It's been tough. #missyoubabe #scraperlove

I think if I add a little hydroxychloroquine and remdesivir to the pebble we might just be able to do some curling next season.

Sooo does anybody need some ice? I’m thinking mixed drinks. I can help.

Visited the Paul Bunyan and Babe statues here in Bemidji. They both took a knee when they saw me coming.