@FakeKlinsi

Teutonic-American Hero. The best striker ever. Current savior of FIFA nerd herd, ex-USMNT coach. Views are not my own. The unofficial fake twitter page.

 near a stash of Heineken's
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Joined March 2013
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Thank you @elonmusk for unbanning me! What's up braus? #WorldCup2022
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What a game and what a goal by @cpulisic_10 who literally went balls to the wall!! 🥜🥜 foxsports.com/watch/play-60f… #WorldCup #USAIRN #wienerschnitzel

USA's Christian Pulisic scores goal vs. Iran in 38' | 2022 FIFA World Cup

Watch USA's Christian Pulisic scoring a goal against Iran in the 38' in the 2022 Men's FIFA World Cup.

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Old school coaching techniques like this are what made Klinsi so beloved by the #USMNT. #USAvIRN
Woke up Berhalter this morning with an airhorn blast 6 inches from his head. He needs to be ready for anything today, braus. #USAvIRN
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Matt Walker@funnymatt21 Nov 2022
By the way, I've said for years that the US never should have fired Jürgen Klinsmann.
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Pretty sure Lando swiped this from my haus last time he was over for BBQ and Bauernbrot , braus. si.com/soccer/2020/01/15/jur…

Klinsmann Must Show Proper Coaching License, Paperwork, May Miss Bayern Game

The Hertha Berlin coach could miss his team's match vs. Bayern Munich unless he can provide necessary documentation.

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Hey Xhaka - Want to find one of these in your stocking this Xmas? You know what to do, brau.
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Targeting some big transfers with the Windhorst $$. Jozzy, Wondo, Messi -- keep your phones turned on.
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Other great managers/coaches who lost 1st game - Neville, Matthaus, Jason Garrett, Kovac, de Boer, Kitchens, Schellscheidt & the list goes on braus #Hertha
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All play and no work makes Klinsi a d..., who am I kidding, I am never dull braus! #Hertha #UnorthodoxLineups #SuperSubs #OKHowler
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Is there a German word for the entire world experiencing schadenfreude at Germany’s expense?
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Whatever you’re gonna do, Jogi, better do it fast, brau.
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Sami Khedira is like a slow, bearded child wandering aimlessly in the wilderness.
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Willkommen im Dschungel, Jogi!!!
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What the heck is going on with Caleb Porter? If he already had another job lined up it seems like he would announce it, e.g. “I’m leaving the Timbers to fulfill my lifelong dream of managing a Chuck E. Cheese.”
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I know a guy. xitter.cf/grantwahl/status/91893…
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@GrantWahl13 Oct 2017
Column: A credible US Soccer presidential candidate needs to emerge in the next 58 days. Who wants the job? si.com/soccer/2017/10/13/sun…

Gulati Won't Leave U.S. Soccer on His Own, and Barring Dynamic Opposition, Re-Election is Likely

Sunil Gulati defiantly said he would not be resigning as U.S. Soccer president after the men failed to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since 1986–and he appears set to remain in power...

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Sunil, want to get serious? Offer Ollie Bierhoff $10 mil a year to be #USMNT technical director. WHY NOT? Gehen gross oder nach Hause gehen!
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At this point Sunil is like a Charlie Brown teacher. When he talks I just hear weird, random combinations of sound that don’t mean anything.
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Hello, is it me you're looking for? Are you somewhere feeling lonely? Tell me how to win your heart but let me say I love you. #usmnt
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Coming up on 48 hours and Arena is still #USMNT coach. Roy Hodgson resigned 20 MINUTES after England lost to Iceland. Just saying.
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