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Who. Did. This? 😎
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
defending politicians for doing dumb shit is gunther eagleman shit and i don’t fuck with that
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IDK. Ask your mom, Craig. 🚬😎💨
Replying to @FakeJoeBizzie
How does it feel to get played?
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MY FELLOW AMERICANS, GASOLINE IS STILL OBTAINABLE. AND MATCHES ARE STILL FREE. AT MANY GAS STATIONS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THESE BASIC FACTS. #Facts 😎🏴‍☠️
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
Democrats are vastly underestimating just how fed up voters are with this tired routine
I think the democrat voters are starting to catch on...
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Girrrrrrrrrrrl, Same. 😎💬Cue Girl Same‼️
Democrats' failure to impeach Hegseth stripped away my last vestige of hope that our current political system can bring about meaningful change.
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
“Hakeem Jeffries has been bought… he’s the biggest threat to the victory we just won. Give me 4 minutes and I’ll show you the receipts.” #Palantir #Aipac From @byalphajalloh: instagram.com/reel/DflrJk9Ah…
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This one wins 🏆😂
i think we’re gonna have to do a vaccinated jan 6
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THIS. POST. IS. A. LIE. 🤨💬❌‼️
Pete Hegseth is unfit and unqualified to serve as Secretary of Defense. House Republicans just chose to protect him over American servicemembers.
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You asked us to show up and vote. We expect the same courtesy.
Pete Hegseth is unfit and unqualified to serve as Secretary of Defense. House Republicans just chose to protect him over American servicemembers.
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I want to feel inspired by the Democratic Party’s HISTORIC BLUE TSUNAMI But so far, Dems are only inspiring me to feel like doing arson and drive-bys, like, against Dems. How are you feeling? 😃 Is it even legal to talk honestly about my feelings like this, here?
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
Falling short on the Hegseth impeachment vote right out of the gate does not inspire confidence. To put it extremely lightly.
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Literally all it would take is the progressive caucus deciding not to support Jeffries. If they don't support him, he doesn't succeed. So don't give me any of this "it's inevitable" nonsense. It's only inevitable if progressives decide to make it happen.
⭕️ It would take just ~43 House Democrats to keep Hakeem Jeffries from becoming speaker. The Congressional Progressive Caucus alone expects more than 100 members in January. 🔹Its chair, Rep. Greg Casar (D-Texas), co-sponsored Rep. Rashida Tlaib's November 2025 resolution "recognizing the genocide of the Palestinian people in Gaza." Now he says he expects to "deliver the votes" for Jeffries. Rep. Ro Khanna (D-Calif.), another co-sponsor, told MS NOW on Monday that Jeffries will have the caucus's unanimous support, calling his expected rise a "pretty historic moment." In all, 22 House Democrats backed the genocide resolution and well over 40 have described Israel’s actions as genocide. 🔹Jeffries has been one of the strongest supporters of Israel’s military response in Gaza. He opposed a July bid to cut off US military aid to Israel, saying it would "restrict our country's ability to confront Hamas, Hezbollah and other terrorist organizations in the region." His promised "reset" wouldn't touch aid until the current 10-year deal expires in 2028. 🔹The math: Speaker needs 218 votes cast for a person by name on Jan 3, 2027. With roughly 260 Democrats, if 43 commit to naming someone else and every Republican votes against Jeffries, he falls short. 🔹It's been done before. In January 2023, about 20 Republicans withheld their votes from Rep. Kevin McCarthy through 15 rounds of voting. He won only after major concessions, including a rule letting any single member force a vote to remove the speaker, which Rep. Matt Gaetz used to oust him nine months later. 🔗 Drop Site's Julian Andreone asked Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.), another co-sponsor of the genocide resolution who backs Jeffries, whether progressives could use that kind of leverage.
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11 Democrats were unable to attend the vote as they were delayed when their speedboat exploded in the Caribbean?
Republicans just blocked the House from impeaching Pete Hegseth. They are protecting an unqualified, incompetent man over our servicemembers. What a disgrace.
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We give House Democrats the biggest blue wave in 100+ years and they repay us by getting stuck in traffic and missing a vote to impeach a war criminal.
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It has become immediately clear why Democrats will fail to accomplish anything unless they oust their leadership. The current party leadership is actively committed to ensuring that nothing is accomplished.
Katherine Clark is the Democratic Whip in the House, and it is thus her responsibility to ensure members are there to vote. Clark is also a founding member of EDW, which hosted an event tonight from 4:30pm to 6:30pm, overlapping with the 5:30pm vote on the Hegseth impeachment. Of the 11 members who missed the Hegseth vote, 8 have received support from EDW or its AIPAC-tied super PAC EDW Action. Of those 8, two are sitting board members.
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
Insanity.
ABSOLUTELY INSANE. THE HOUSE DEMOCRATIC ****WHIP**** WAS THROWING THE FUNDRAISING BASH THAT KEPT DEMOCRATS FROM VOTING TO SEND THE HEGSETH IMPEACHMENT VOTE TO THE FLOOR.
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I was the janitor at the facility where Hakeem Jeffries met secretly with Jared Kushner. My surreptitious and contemporaneous notes of that meeting indicate they came up with 11 excuses, they called “plausible deniability,” to torpedo the Hegseth impeachment. 😎💬Allegedly.
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Here’s actual footage of all 11 Lost House Democrats on their way to vote on removing the Secretary of War during an illegal war. “Pete Hegseth must be impea…”
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FJB™️😎 retweeted
Craziest thing about dems fucking up the hegseth impeachment vote is that impeaching this guy is like a free bingo square. Makes people happy and doesn’t impact their donors and they couldn’t even do that.
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ROTATING VILLAINS. JOE MANCHIN KYRSTEN SINEMA NANCY PELOSI JOHN FETTERMAN MERRICK GARLAND JACK SMITH YES, THAT JACK SMITH ALWAYS A DELAY JUSTICE DELAY IS JUSTICE DENIED.
This isn't 11 representatives alone. The Democratic Party has, repeatedly, had just enough votes to uphold and maintain fascism. From the Iraq War to now. Rotating villains that absorb the culpability for the party, as the rest save face, and measures for accountability die on the vine with just the right amount of votes to fail. Or an exploitative bill has just enough votes to pass.
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