Fake Dan Lamb

Let's start a chant- ready? K-J-V K-J-V K-J-V K-J-V K-J-V!!!!! #bbficonf

Just received the February issue of the Tribune. It's February 18th. #headsaregonnarole

Instead of a Harlem Shake video, I told my YP to make a Hallelujah shake video. Why do I have to come up with all the great ideas?

I challenge @aaroncavin to that ice bucket challenge thing. It's this new thing here in Hillsboro.

Hey @RonSears, stop shopping at the belt buckle or whatever and just put on a dang suit! If you're saved you should at least look like it.

I wrestled a grizzly bear once. This is a picture of my useless youth director. #dumbstaff #ilovesquirrels

I got a hankerin' for some squirrel jerky.

Purchased me a new Suit yesterday. It's made of coon fur. Goes perfect with my shoes made from the leather of NIV bible covers. #kjv

I bleed baptist.

Something you may not know about me...I wear suit pajamas. I literally wear a suit every night when I go to bed for pajamas.

Yippy Skippy the April Tribunes are in! #fellowshipholiday

Haven't yelled at my staff for a few hours...mine as we'll stay busy doin' somethin'. #bored #whensturkeyseason

One of these days I'm gonna ride me a moose!