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When did morons that do 60 in a 30 switch to AMG?Just we were getting acclimatised to the sound of an approaching bell end in an E46 M3 cab.

"Alec, stick with calling it the 7, not Mini" Why? "60 years from now people won't STFU about it not being small anymore" #timemachine

I have very carefully done what we were all thinking: #Nissan #GTiR

#want ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Fia…

Considering what's been done to this 205 it's a remarkably well written ad...ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-1…

"IF YOU HAVE A FUSSY GIRLFREIND,THIS VAN IS NOT FOR YOU" ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-4-F4-… #getinthevan

I appreciate I haven't moaned in a while. You know what? Small glasshouse car design. Can't see shit these days. What's the worst offender?

Two original ideas I've had this evening. A) go to pub beer garden B) write a tweet/status update regarding A.

'Ja Jungen, I got these bargain screws for the connecting rods, I'm sure it will be fine" #goodtobebad #fridayfun #bbq

"Rose, it's Fred- can you pick up some more plasterboard on the way home?" #GoodToBeBad #apparently

It's ok I saw a documentary once, we just need to send Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen to Ukraine. #Wolverines

Vauxhall Adam Rocks. THE STREETWISE LIVES!

I want to see at least 1 person on the news looking smug bazzing through a village in a Gibbs Aquada.

Just seen a Fiat 500L MPW tv spot. It's a great advert. For contraception.

Weird, my email inbox has turned into a list of manufacturers with the best advertorial budgets.

Has a word been invented yet for people with personal plates that state the model of car? Ie: X5/M3 owners or is it still just bell end?

Taking a very unorthodox racing line on the Seca Corkscrew while shouting "what up bitches!" Is fair game right? #GT5

I like the i3, can't help but think it's an Audi A2 mk2 . Too expensive and in ten years the same 'before its time' cliché will be used.