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Taco trucks would be cooler if they drove thru neighborhoods like ice cream trucks and also sold booze. #NationalTacoDay #WednesdayWisdom
Need a new playlist to vibe out for that #FridayFeeling? Check out this dope Spotify list of the hottest songs out right now: open.spotify.com/user/123640… #nowplaying
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What
if
the
Internet
was
so
slow
it
loaded
one
word
at
a
time?
Defend #NetNeutrality battleforthenet.com
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Have you noticed all the Twitter Nazi's who say "LaVar Ball 's son should have stayed in jail for shoplifting in China", were the same people defending Ryan Lochte & the US swim team who were engaged in criminal activities last year in Brazil. It was "kids will be kids" talk
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In retrospect, this season of America was clearly building up to a LaVar Ball-Donald Trump ladder match in the season finale.
If EA suffers big enough losses from the backlash of #Battlefront2 , and it all started because some guy couldn't unlock Vader, this will be the second time Anakin brought balance to something.
#WednesdayWisdom
Issues Democrats are debating: healthcare, student loan debt, minimum wage
Issues Republicans are debating: pedophilia
#RoyMooreChildMolester
Spoiler Alert; the @nytimes story is about Louis CK allegedly jerking off in front of female comedians. It's been like common knowledge for years.
One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down you wrists as you wash your hands
#WednesdayWisdom
Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
#TuesdayThoughts
Why do Republicans only care about mental health when the shooter is white?
#TexasChurchMassacre #MondayMotivation
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."
Yeah they do...with guns.
#GunControl #SutherlandSpringsTexas
I hate to spend $6.50 on 6 pieces of raw chicken, but dont hesitate to spend $5 on 1 chicken sandwich.
#NationalSandwichDay #FridayFeeling
Here Are Demi Lovato’s Sexiest Snapchat Videos From Halloween: goo.gl/bMbK3Y
#news #ThursdayThoughts
Kendall Jenner Freed The Nipple For Steamy Calvin Klein Photoshoot: goo.gl/upykNx
#news #ThursdayThoughts
2016: The year all your favorite celebrities died 2017: The year all your favorite celebrities were dead to you.
#ThursdayThoughts
Trump has tweeted more about the #NYCTerroristAttack than the Las Vegas shooting and Charlottesville attack combined. I wonder why...