Now that Mike Tyson joined the MAGA bandwagon, can we just assume ALL convicted rapists are Trump supporters, or are we still saying it’s just MOST convicted rapists support Trump?
Having watched years of wrestling, I’d bet Caleb Williams tore his quad. Hope I’m wrong. #Bears
MAGA Haslam would rather force Deshaun Watson into the starting lineup than to apologize to the fanbase for his franchise-killing $230 million mistake that squandered Chubb, Ward, and Garrett’s prime years.
Teachers used to teach kids HOMES as a mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.
This year, thanks to Trump, our teachers get to teach SHAME: Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Erie.
Sums up the Trump presidency for anyone who’s not a #MAGA #Retardlican.
#BlueWave2026
I absolutely cannot handle Scrubs right now. If @vdoozer let the show come back just to do Dr. Cox like Rian Johnson did Luke Skywalker, we’re fighting.
So, President Trump sounds nervous as fuck. What a fucking failure, and now he knows it, too. #PresidentialAddress
So who do Iranian assassins get first: Trump or Netanyahu?
Good money bet is Benji because of geography, but I feel like dumb Donald is more likely to think he’s bulletproof.
Be funniest if it was the funders like Elon or a Walton instead.
The more I see modern American Christians, the more I realize the historic persecution we learned about in American History classes was very much necessary.
It’s time for Minnesota to go “one of ours, all of yours.”
I stand with Minnesota. Fuck ICE. Fuck Kristi Noem. Fuck Vance. Fuck Trump. Fuck the billionaires who funded this shit.
It’s getting harder for this veteran to not defend the Constitution in every passing day.
Watching Christians be chill with genocide and not demanding their representatives stop Israel tells me that Christianity was never about greater good. It has always been about money, power, and control.
Do you think any of these unRaptured Christians will look inward to find they aren’t moral or ethical enough to get into Heaven?


