I make the records and I make the pictures. Sometimes both at once. I don't just talk culture.

Joined March 2012
gym bros will tell u leg day is mandatory then disappear on thursdays
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Too many beauty campaigns still light dark skin with a setup built for lighter skin, then try to fix it in retouch. It never looks right. Bigger, softer source, a touch warmer, and let the highlight sit on the cheekbone. Photographers in Kingston and Nairobi solved this years ago.
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Producers, too real: the beat took 20 minutes. The 40 versions of the hook after the artist said make it hit harder took three weeks.
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A young label spends three months on one hoodie. Sampling, fabric, the embroidery redone because the first run came back off. Two weeks after the drop, the same design is on a market rack for a third of the price, logo slightly wrong. Buying the real one pays for their next collection.
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your "small business" is a whatsapp status and a prayer
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sneakerheads have 40 pairs and walk to the car like the ground owes them money
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An organized minority is more powerful than a disorganized majority.
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Second verses are where records die. Everyone spends the session on the hook and the drop, then pastes verse one's beat under new lyrics. Change one thing at bar 9 of verse two. A new percussion layer, a filter sweep, a drum drop. Listeners check out around minute two.
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The best merch campaign an Afrobeats artist has is the music video, and most stylists aren't being paid like it. Watch any video that actually moved product and the same moves show up. The hero piece arrives early and stays. Not a fit change every eight bars. One jacket, one colour, on screen long enough that a viewer can describe it to a friend. If they can't describe it, they can't search for it. The colour comes from the cover art. Single artwork, lyric visualiser, video, hoodie, all one swatch. By drop day the colour is the brand. Fans buy the hoodie because it looks like the song. The extras wear it too. This is the move people miss. On the artist it's a costume. On twenty dancers in the background it's a uniform, and uniforms make people want to join. It moves on camera. Stylists from editorial pick clothes that look good still. Video stylists who understand merch pick fabric that swings, catches light and survives a sweaty one take dance sequence. A heavyweight tee holding its shape under a hard key light reads expensive. A thin one reads like a giveaway. There's an insert. One close up of the embroidery or the woven tag, twelve frames, nothing more. Editors hate cutting away from the artist. Cut away anyway. That shot becomes the product photo, the thumbnail and the drop announcement. None of this is product placement. Nobody holds anything up to the lens. It works because it feels like the world of the song, and the merch is a souvenir from that world. It usually goes wrong in the calendar. The merch team designs in August, the video shoots in October, and the stylist hears about the merch on the day. So the artist wears a borrowed designer piece in the video and the hoodie on the table looks like it belongs to another record. Bring the stylist into the merch meeting. Pay them for that meeting. Give them a cut of the first drop if the budget is thin. The person dressing the video is already deciding whether the hoodie sells, whether you pay them for that decision or not.
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worth adding that the twelve frame insert is also what lets the brand sell a hoodie to someone who never watches past the first chorus.
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podcast bros will interview each other for 3 hours and call it research
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the clip that goes viral is always the 40 seconds where somebody finally disagreed with the host
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the full two hour episode is just the runway for that one moment, the host's face when the guest pushes back is what gets clipped and reposted.
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the way i talk, you'd need a translator. and even the translator would need a translator.
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half my sentences are three languages deep before the verb shows up, and somehow my mum still follows every word.
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the uncle's tape also had a hiss under the second verse that nobody in that car would ever want cleaned up
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men who say "i'm not like other guys" are exactly like other guys, just with a skincare routine and a debt
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the skincare routine is a 9 step korean thing he saw on tiktok once, and the debt is a car he bought to look like he doesn't need one
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overthink it and you get pressed. then you spend the whole night trying to decompress.
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the decision usually takes ten minutes. the overthinking takes the whole week and still lands on the same answer.
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