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BREAKING: Neil Warnock set to make a loss this year, after the FA announce they will be fining him for the 17th time this season. #CARCHE

Which match is less meaningless?? LIKE for FA Community Shield RETWEET for World Cup 3rd Place Match LEVELS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

BREAKING NEWS: .@SouthamptonFC face relegation from the premier league, to make way for YouTube group .@hashtagutd. Understandably #saints fans are disgusted with the .@FA. More to follow. #hashtagutd

⚽️ Goals Scored This Season: Hazard + De Bruyne + Eriksen + Maradona + Christian Bale = 42!!!!!! LEVELS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😍😍👶🏼 xitter.cf/sporf/status/995676642…

.@MeatyFCofficial will be playing their first game in the big boy league today. Trailblazers.

Paul Pogba has scored more goals than KDB, Aguero, Jesus, Sterling, Silva and Bernardo combined in this match. Warrior. #MCIMUN

Neil Warnock has now been a cunt after a total of 756 of his last 800 matches. Classless.

.@LacazetteAlex has now scored two penalties in two games. Spot kick specialist. #ARSCSKA

Statistics say #MoSalah is the third best Egyptian player this season, only behind #Hegazi and #Gabr. Breakthrough.

If Liverpool win tonight, they’ll have beaten Manchester City more than any other team in the world this season. Dominant. #LIVMCI

Morata has missed more chances in the premier league than any other spanish striker from Chelsea this season. Wasteful

If Man City had lost all of their matches, they'd be bottom with 0 points. Overrated.

West Brom have lost all their matches that they have been losing in the last 10 seconds. Wank.