Works at Pylesoft

Joined October 2020
Why is @github so unstable. Feels like there is an incident breaking some part of the pipeline every 2-3 days
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I'm just glad Taylor got his lambo back
🎮 YOU GOT THE HIGH SCORE!! 🎮 Congratulations to @FaPerreault, the winner of the @TightenCo Laracon 2025 Game Jam! 🏆 Stop by the Tighten booth to pick up your Nintendo Switch 2 🏆 You can play The Lambo Heist, and all the other brilliant entries, at game.tighten.com/
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Oh no. @taylorotwell's Lambo got stolen. 🦹‍♂️🏎️ Don't let @enunomaduro @calebporzio @adamwathan @aarondfrancis and @freekmurze get away with this! The Lambo Heist game.tighten.com/games
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Laracon setup this year is pure 🔥
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People targeting citizen owned @Tesla vehicles should go and look at the first images that come up on the @VW Wikipedia page. I don't see tagged/burning beetles. #swasticars
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So where in the venue is the wifi access code? 👀 #laracon #laravel
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I feel very racially represented #usher
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Fun fact: Windows stores Wi-Fi passwords in plaintext! You can extract passwords with netsh.exe, but that's a child process that might be observed -- we can improve our tradecraft to extract Wi-Fi passwords with native Win32 API functions... in Rust 😎😈youtu.be/auGJJOfmrMM
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Today, @LukebAbell showed me the "whereRelation" method, which I forgot about. Fallen in love (again) 😍 🙏
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Fa Perreault retweeted
I realized today that I can't delegate complex tasks that "only I can do" because I haven't written any documentation. This is the biggest mistake I've made as a technical cofounder. History, context, decisions made, etc., can all be documented, so today I'm dumping my brain 🧠
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Buy Cult of the Lamb now, cause we're deleting it on Jan 1st. 😘
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Every time you click this link, it will send you to a random Web 1.0 website wiby.me/surprise/
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Don’t deploy on Fridays, they said... 👍 I don’t have any problem doing this as my app has a mighty fine test suite! #yolo
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The Darrell Brooks Show is LIVE on YT! youtube.com/watch?v=6W9r3vAQ…
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Replying to @elonmusk
What's the alternative? Believe every fringe conspiracy theorist or influencer? Journalism is supposed to parse all that crap and report on the truth so I don't have to do my own research.
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Chef @GordonRamsay, what's a protip to prevent the bottom of my Beef Wellington from being soggy this Christmas? It has to be perfect 👨‍🍳
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Day 8! Sponsored by @laraveljobs & @laravelnews. RT for a chance to win an iPad Mini, @laravelphp elePHPant and @getsentry swag! more details 👉🏻 bit.ly/3G1RP1v Make sure you sign up for a chance to win the M2 MacBookPro 👉🏻 bit.ly/3PxGedP
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