Lauren Pattenaude.
Maine/NYC
Joined October 2009
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“You are telling on yourself, Patty. You are snitching on your very soul.” - @iamjohnoliver @LastWeekTonight
I laughed so loud I woke up the baby.
It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency every year without fail mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-…
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Congratulations to Judge Susan Crawford on her victory, and to the people of Wisconsin for electing a judge who believes in the rule of law and protecting our freedoms.
Me: “there is an epic battle between the chipmunks and the squirrels in the backyard. For days I have seen them fight!”
Husband: “Well…ok”
*husband wanders away*
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Governor Janet Mills to Trump: “See you in court.”
Makes me proud to be a Maine man.
Thank you, Governor, for standing up to the bully.
my toddler slapped me awake at 3 and whispered “I want ham? Now. Then we will get comfy and cozy.” ☠️
As a seasoned negotiator, my Achilles’ heel? 3 year olds. #moms #toddler #yourpremiseisawful #fine #admirethepersistence
