Fu Usc

The campaign videos. #voteusc

And so it begins: Team Narcissist vs. Team Boyband #voteUSC

If you have to put your tie over your shoulder while you piss either your tie is too long or your dick is too short.

Read @uwogazette today re: shitting habits on campus. Read gazette any day and see them shitting on journalistic quality standards

Pat Whelan thinks the most scandalous thing you'll do at school is fight over dishes. No wonder he works for the USC. #westernoweek

Dear Sophs, you matter 1/52 weeks a year - your incessant cheering and delusions of grandeur are not appreciated at any other time #WesternU

You know, I don't think I've ever seen Adam Fearnall look quite so upset #voteusc

Just cut the foreplay and get to results, the @uwogazette is dying to take their losing-face shots. Highlight of the year for them #voteusc

The end of the campaign is near, which means a dramatic decrease in saccharine tweets relating to the USC #thankgod #hopeisnowdead #voteusc

Team Momentum just stopped by my appt. soliciting my vote - luckily the USC changed the rules on that sort of thing #ohwait #voteusc

Candidates wait nervously by the phone for the results. Except Prabhu who is getting live results from Jeremy Santucci #cheating #voteusc

I would say this glitch is embarassing for the USC. But honestly - #ParForTheCourse #voteusc

The nice thing about the software problems messing with voting is that it in no way impedes my ability to not vote #voteusc

#TeamWhelan: "USC elections are nearly as important as everyone thinks they are." Never has it been so hilariously put. #irrelevant #voteusc

For the next sex issue, the @uwogazette should see how long candidates can refrain from verbal masturbation #voteusc

There's only one joke off limits in this campaign. You know the one. (-; #voteusc

Want to write insulting tweet about Prabhu, but afraid of the repercussions #ihaveafamily #PleaseTakeThemSpareMe #voteusc

McGuire Fresh Prince cover now on SoundCloud - just because we can't see you, doesn't mean we'll forget you're too white to rap #voteusc

Ashley, a google search does not constitute "extensive research" #voteusc

The USC doesn't want a second media source like I don't want a second child. The first one is headache enough #voteusc