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I recall the post below criticizing @theunipcs for hard-shilling $PONS, a one day old launchpad It was trading at around $6 million MCAP at the time Today it's trading at $540 million I wish I bought Bonk Guy was right 📌
Replying to @theunipcs
I never thought I'd see the day when @theunipcs would be hard-shilling a ONE DAY OLD launchpad But here we are 🤦‍♂️
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The Analytical and Behavioral Edge categories are the weakest and most accessible Informational Edge requires connections which most traders do not have Quatitative Edge requires skills/tech which most traders do not have 📌
there’s only 4 types of edges for any trade
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$REVS (@revshare_app) is a multi-chain launchpad that pioneered the current tokenized stocks' pairing and holder rewards meta back in 2025 They never stopped building, but growth was bottlenecked by $REVS' original tokenomics, which included a high 10% tax on buys, sells, and transfers That friction is gone. They've migrated to @MeteoraAG DAMM V2 and joined @MeteoraEco to scale their launch modules The new $REVS token preserves the reduced circulating supply of the old, with nearly 50% already burned via protocol revenue While unproven vibe-coded launchpads pump to $10M+ MCAPs overnight, $REVS is currently sitting at $730K MCAP May be mispriced 📌
We’re now live on the new token: EyWrMXBb5DXppWs5uNa6repSEDoDSachbjeixU9KREVS To migrate from the old token, use: migrate.fun/project/mig226 You can exchange your receipts there for the new token. The new token launched with exactly the same circulating supply as the old token. Since almost half of the original supply had already been burned, we preserved that reduced supply structure during the migration. The remaining tokens have been allocated to liquidity, with the corresponding amount paired into the LP. Any surplus tokens will unlock after 90 days, at which point half will be burned and the other half will be allocated to staking rewards, allowing users to earn additional tokens through staking. This migration keeps the existing token economics intact while moving everything over to the new contract.
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$PAID is similar to BagsApp, where "Free" money is being thrown at people who are either oblivious to the underlying mechanism or simply don't care But it isn't exactly BagsApp 2.0 This time around, they don't have to acknowledge any tokens Just "Thank you" is enough Incredible meta 😂📌
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If you're wondering why $PAID (@UsePaid) is up +240% ($12M → $44M MCAP) in the past 24hrs: Look no further than $e/acc, currently at $16.7M MCAP sending 𝕏Money to @beffjezos Tokens tied to the UsePaid service are up multiple Xs across the board I spotted $PAID early, but wrote it off as larp tech after preliminary DD Guess I was wrong 📌
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Hunter Biden's $LAPTOP memecoin has been down-only since launch, but somehow it's still trading at $64M FDV / $23M MCAP 🤷‍♂️ Thought it'd be at zero already 📌
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There are multiple potential 7/8-figure runners live on @embercurve ($EMBER) already. You just have to find them before the crowd CURRENTLY WATCHING: ↳ $FLAME: @FlameByEmber ↳ $BASKET: Basket ↳ $EMBERCAT: @EmberCatEmber ↳ $UCAT: @UCATCommunity ↳ $WALTER: @WalterWormOnSOL ↳ $FINE: @FineOnEmber ↳ $FRIENDS: Ember Friends All trading at a discount Still early 📌
. solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 mode on.
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Congratulations Bonk Guy (@theunipcs) 🥂 Today's top is tomorrow's bottom 🏆
The leaderboard remembers. New all time badges are now live on fomo.
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(@fomo) was built by a fellow trencher That's why it's so good 📌
personal onchain lore: - burnt nearly my entire crypto port trading new pairs constantly - completely stopped trading things where edge was time/timing - pivoted to trading things where edge was discretion/conviction - stuck to the plan & went 10000x+ on initials
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$EMBER is UP +23% ($17M → $21M MCAP) since this post, and the entire @embercurve ecosystem is rallying 🔥 If you're not on board yet, I've got good news for you. Still early 📌
The @embercurve ($EMBER) ecosystem is heating up 🔥 Love the new galaxy ecosystem exploration option Shows the top 50 tokens by MCAP Still early 📌
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My 𝕏 profile just got a major BOOST ⚡️ Thanks for the follow @theunipcs 🙏 You're truly an inspiration ❤️‍🔥🫡
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The @embercurve ($EMBER) ecosystem is heating up 🔥 Love the new galaxy ecosystem exploration option Shows the top 50 tokens by MCAP Still early 📌
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Reposting: $haMSTR thesis TLDR ↳ Great memetics (Hamsters Run) ↳ Great ticker (haMSTR) ↳ Great quote pair (STRC) ↳ Great contract address (...god) ↳ Great launchpad (StonkFun) Don't mid-curve it The haMSTR runs for par 🐹 nitter.cf/FTPager/status/2097640…
solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod Thesis 🐹 CA: A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod Yesterday, Ran Neuner (@cryptomanran) suggested that someone launch a memecoin paired with STRC (Strategy Inc. Convertible Preferred Equity) In his words: "If it works, holders get STRC and STRC pegs at $100 and @saylor starts buying again" But STRC tokenized stock is currently ONLY AVAILABLE ON @solana. I checked Robinhood, BSC, & Base—they don't have it And guess what? 😏 solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod is the only live memecoin paired with STRC. THE ONLY ONE The meme itself is great 🐹 The solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod ticker creatively merges the cute mascot with MSTR (Strategy Inc. Common Equity) Plus, the CA ends in "...god" Seriously, what are the odds?! The tokenized stock thesis is brilliant 🧠 solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod's trading volume increases demand for STRC, which indirectly supports the price action of BTC This is mutually beneficial for Strategy Inc. and on-chain holders Coincidentally (or not) 🧐 Michael Saylor posted that Strategy Inc. bought back $176M worth of STRC yesterday (x.com/saylor/status/20972951…) Well, solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod is now directly contributing to those buybacks while holders are earning STRC tokenized stock in real time! Volume is still too low to have an impact, but that could change quickly if an attention flywheel is triggered When @mst1287 (@Raydium BD) commented that STRC is already available on Solana, @toly immediately reposted, bringing more eyes to this fact (x.com/toly/status/2097290695…) Could this mean that Toly, the hardest bagworking founder you'll ever see, was stalking Ran Neuner's post for a classic Solana win? 🤭 The ticker is solana:A4BreBGdt4ia1x9HG3ZJAiZQq2XgRD1KSXUt3Cy8ngod The CA is ...god 📌
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cope. seethe. rage
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Bonk Guy is back!
i'm back on X + what happened i got locked out of my X account exactly one week ago my crime? i wrote a viral post about the Arc blockchain that apparently pissed a lot of people off X locked me out and told me i had to add a 'Paid Partnership' label to the post or remain deplatformed so let's clear up exactly what happened i mentioned 3 brands in the post: - Arc: i have had ZERO interactions with them to this date - Long: my first interaction with them happened AFTER my post went live, when they reached out to me themselves on X. i'm pretty sure the X team can verify this (i'm attaching a screenshot) - fomo: i've never hidden that i use a fomo referral link. i literally have a $350K giveaway ongoing for active fomo refs there was NO payment or partnership from Arc or Long and i clearly disclosed the fomo affiliate relationship so i initially decided to stay off X out of principle because: - if i bend the knee here, what's stopping this from happening again with future posts? - i don't want to lie. calling something a 'Paid Partnership' when i wasn't paid for it would be exactly that but after doing some further digging, i found out X apparently wants users to put the 'Paid Partnership' label on posts containing referral links i think that's an inaccurate label and i hope X changes that policy but if that's the current rule, i'll simply abide by it so if you see the 'Paid Partnership' label on some of my posts going forward, that's likely why now let's talk about something i've said for years i have NEVER taken a paid shill in my life i know that sounds unbelievable to some of you so i'll once again publicly challenge anyone with proof to the contrary to bring it out in the open because i don't think most people realize how many offers i get or how much money i could make if i actually wanted to sell my voice here's just ONE recent example about a month ago, Pumpfun reached out to me with a very generous offer to come trade on their app i could have taken the deal while continuing to trade on fomo and other apps when i declined, they even offered for me to become an 'advisor to the product, share your feedback, ideate on strategy etc' (their exact words) for context: Pumpfun is arguably the biggest memecoin/onchain brand in crypto right now it's a multi-billion-dollar, extremely well-funded company and i still said NO to be clear, i don't think Pumpfun did anything wrong by making the offer i simply didn't want to take it why? 1. i don't agree with how Pumpfun operates from an ethical/moral standpoint 2. i have reason to believe they have unleashed their FUD army at me since the BonkFun days, so why would i work with a company i believe is actively trying to damage my reputation? 3. i don't need the money and, more importantly, my voice is not for sale i mean, i'm not exactly broke months ago i started my degen fomo portfolio with almost nothing and publicly turned it into $20 MILLION+, live in 4k, in front of everyone and the bull run hasn't even properly started yet even if Pumpfun offered me $5 MILLION, it wouldn't meaningfully change my life so why would i partner with a brand whose values i don't agree with? i challenge Pumpfun to publicly deny this if anything i've said is untrue i'm not just telling you that i get offers i'm publicly naming one of the biggest companies in crypto that made me an offer i turned down if i'm lying, they shouldn't have much trouble disproving me unless i'm not and that's just ONE example there are many more TLDR: my voice is NOT FOR SALE and certainly not to the highest bidder that doesn't mean i'll never get paid to talk about a platform or product i genuinely like last cycle, i did plenty of that and helped some brands make millions upon millions then i got absolutely nothing when the market nuked on 10/10 so i'm wiser this cycle i'll absolutely monetize my brand when the opportunity makes sense but only when: 1. i genuinely believe the product benefits my followers 2. it's a brand i would actually use and talk about anyway 3. i'm comfortable putting my name behind it and the relationship is properly disclosed so why am i back on X? 1. i'm not letting anyone deplatform me i know there are people who hate me and have actively tried to get me off this platform but i'm not going to let them win especially heading into what could be the biggest crypto bull run we've ever seen 2. i'm going to follow X's rules if X requires the 'Paid Partnership' label for referral links, i'll use it even if i think the terminology is inaccurate if you see that label on more of my posts going forward, now you know why 3. i'm itching for action again it's been a week i've got bags to talk about trades to make charts to post and some serious bullposting to do i've been sitting on the sidelines long enough i'm back are you ready? 👀
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FTPager.sol retweeted
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Block anybody who shilled $JEANPHIL ❌ It's faked engagement AI slop modeled after DiddyBop, whom PumpFun paid to push the failed Creator Capital Markets (CCM) meta last year They're just recycling the same thing They're desperate 📌
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12 years ago, @elonmusk warned: "We need to be super careful with AI. Potentially more dangerous than nukes" Today, the world is listening 📌
Worth reading Superintelligence by Bostrom. We need to be super careful with AI. Potentially more dangerous than nukes.
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Gaming a system is not actionable fraud It is the duty of 𝕏 to safeguard its Creator Revenue Sharing program from exploitation and to ban/suspend accounts that violate the terms of the program This is an internal rules management issue in my opinion, not a matter for court intervention 📌
Last week, @X sued several people who abused Creator Revenue Sharing by operating a coordinated network of accounts, posting inauthentic content to manipulate engagement, and using multiple bank accounts to hide their scheme. We do not tolerate fraudulent behavior on X -- and will act forcefully to protect our platform and the earnings of genuine creators. You can read our lawsuit here: transparency.x.com/assets/le…
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CT moments before disaster 😂 🥇 9 May 2022 "Deploying more capital - steady lads" @stablekwon (x.com/stablekwon/status/1523…) 🥈 19 September 2026 "cope. seethe. rage" @icobeast (x.com/icobeast/status/210140…) 🥉 ?
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Bonk Guy (@theunipcs) will be back on 𝕏 soon God willing 🙏
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