@FSkeptical

Everything you’ve been told is a lie. Willing and able to participate in a coup.

 Myrtle Beach, SC
Joined September 2019
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I’m just gonna leave this right here for y’all
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I am 78% sure that, 2014 National Championship winning Quarterback- Cardale Jones, is the cop that hangs out in my local Publix.
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The stark reality of seeing an Airbnb’s bare mattress will have you asking all the right questions.
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The strangely comforting yet exceedingly alarming hologram gun at Hartsfield-Jackson security..
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Interviewing people for a position at Publix gotta be fucking nuts.
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I’d rather get shot in the kneecap than lose a mayoral campaign. Gotta be the lamest shit you could ever do.
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I’m in cities you’ve never been to admiring anti-homeless architecture. #fr
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If you have ever had or currently have chickenpox, begone! No one wants your nasty 1940’s virus having ass around. #growup
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Missing these Facebook sunglasses scams right about now..
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The ACC is… *checks notes* 1-9 in the bowl season. @dannykanell
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The American flavored Four Loko almost made me defect to a developing nation… we will never forgive David Copperfield (@Copperfield) for this national tragedy.
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Putin pulling up to Prigozhin’s funeral
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Feeling Skeptical retweeted
New Orleans Pelicans
@PelicansNBA
6 Oct 2022
In honor of Herb Jones' birthday 🎂 Retweet for a chance to win this photo autographed by the man himself! 📸 ✍️ #Pelicans | #PelicansContest Rules: neworlns.co/HerbContestRules
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The queen isn’t dead. #showmeabody
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Classic Pete @CoachGolding
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Feeling Skeptical retweeted
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter
29 Dec 2021
Please consider supporting 11-year-old Parker Dickerson, who lost both his parents to cancer in recent years, including our beloved colleague Jeff Dickerson, who died yesterday of complications from colon cancer at age 44. gofundme.com/f/kswtf-parkers…

Donate to Parker's Fund, organized by Jen Hobin

It is with the heaviest of hearts that I ask for your prayers and support for my late brother-in-law, Jeff D… Jen Hobin needs your support for Parker's Fund

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I’d rather drink out of a heavily worn shoe for the entirety of my life than consume a beverage out of a @UA_Athletics stadium cup.
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Feeling Skeptical retweeted
Adam Sandler
@AdamSandler
14 Sep 2021
Every one of us loved Norm. Some of the hardest laughs of my life with this man. Most fearless funny original guy we knew. An incredible dad. A great friend. A legend. Love u pal.
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Rest In Peace to the greatest professor of logic of all time #norm #theswedishgerman #moth #legend
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“I’m pretty sure, I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. That’s not a loss. That’s a draw.” -Norm MacDonald (October 17, 1959 – September 14, 2021)
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