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FPL Veteran. 9 top 5 million finishes 😂 Feel the Bern 🔥

Joined February 2021
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If Abramovich is forced to hand over Chelsea to the Goverment, it could take them months / years to sell. Therefore we'd have a football club owned by Boris Johnson. Here's a thread on how that would play out....
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What is one mistake you made in 2025/26 that you won't be making again this season? 💪
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🚨 The #Mediocre64 is BACK for 2025/26! Our #FPL community returns for a 4th season 🧡 + we still have space for new players! DM me to join, but read first... in this thread I explain all 🧵 Facilitating the M64 involves huge groundwork & any shares are much appreciated 🙏
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I joined that other app...giz a follow if you're there. bsky.app/profile/fplbernie.b…
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Always good to remember you're always 1 awful gameweek and 1 great gameweek away from staying pretty much exactly where you were 2 gameweeks ago.
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This last 2 weeks has been such a wild ride 😂
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OK. Palmer needs to be out now. Delap 1st sub. He did this to me earlier in the season as well against Villa.
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Oh my god Fernandes mega haul!
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Could be an own goal
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Well at least if Palmer is out I'll get Delap points off the bench now.
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Brunnnnooooooo. Finally got a captain return!!!
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Need a bit of magic from this man today. Both for my team and for the twitter meltdown towards Andy Martin.
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That Salah goal just dropped me another 300k places. Not owning him this season has been a huge mistake.
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At least I've got my wildcard. He's coming in tonight.
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Nature is healing
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Sarabia goal. Own Cunha and Air-Nouri. Gameweek over.
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First time no Haaland cap this season. Feels fun. I'm ready to get hurt.
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Here's to another 200% rank drop
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It only takes 1 bad gameweek and here I am being a reactionary piece of shit.
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Turned on the City game just after half time. All second half was like "who's this ex-city player they have on co-comms?! Terrible debut, they won't be having him back". Turns out it was Noel Gallagher. Wtf were TNT thinking?! 😂
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