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+21. layout by @starssent.
Joined May 2021
α…  α…  α…  α…  * π‡π€π‘πŽπ‹πƒ 𝑯𝑨𝑷𝑷𝒀 π‡πŽπ†π€π ! head of security. superhero babysitter. α…  α… 
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Because your mom and I have been really good friends for a long time and she knows I don't mind helping. And I like spending time with you.
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I have so much respect for Natasha and this ranking is not at all influenced by the fact that she could kill me with her bare hands if she wanted to.
but THIRD , below natasha .ᐣ .ᐟ she literally threatens people for a living .ᐟ
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THIS πŸ—£οΈ IS πŸ—£οΈ ME πŸ—£οΈ ON πŸ—£οΈ EDGE πŸ—£οΈ
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Passengers Happy has chaffeured for (in order of how nice they were as passengers). 1. Joey, Pepper, Morgan. 2. Natasha. 3. Peter Parker. ....... Last: Tony.
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He doesn't really run, but he walks at a very-fast-pace (just in case, since you never know with Tony) towards @alloysavvy's lab, bursting through the door with an alarmed look, half-expecting to find something on fire. β€œ........ Hey.”
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There's no way he can do anything but chuckle at her antics, and immediately he reaches out with both hands to gently take hold of her wrists and adjust their position, playing along. β€œThere. You need to be able to see who you're punching,” he teases, then lets go, trying not >
Replying to @starssent
ducking and weaving like only a woman who grew up watching boxers on her father’s 12-inch black-and-white TV could, β€œYou give β€˜em the ol’ β€˜Crusher Hogan’ treatment?”
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> to show how worried he suddenly is about having crossed a line that could have been redrawn in his absence. β€œIβ€”β€” well, it's all confidential, but I didn't have to hit anyone, no. I'm more of a... surveillance guy these days. You know, overseeing stuff and all. I'm not as >
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Pizza does sound great... Sure, I'll go see what I can find out. Do we know...? Are we absolutely sure it happened today? The lock was there yesterday?
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A remaβ€”β€”? No, come on. No, of course not. Totally not necessary. We all know the truth here. There's no need to prove anything. Also my back has been hurting lately, see...?
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