When playing too much Football Manager causes problems with your job/relationships/physical fitness

The board at my League Two club actioning my request for a senior affiliate

Bit late but

The last 5 minutes of highlights when I'm losing 3-2 and switch to Very Attacking

Me at work today after 36 hours of Football Manager over the weekend

Being in the shop like this

When you turn up to work at 9am after playing Football Manager until 4am

Me (an England fan) loading up my FM save and winning 1-0 in the League Cup second round #EURO2024

Me and my friend don't have anything in common. Look at these achievements in FM24. Most yellow cards in a season, promotion to the Norwegian 3rd tier, runner up in National League South Manager of the Month for November 2036. Now look at their achievements. They stink!

When all the U21s I signed for free from Premier League teams finally arrive at my League One club

When your team has the smallest wage budget in the league, and you go 1-0 up inside 2 mins away at the team with the biggest wage budget

When my boss asks why I'm behind on my work this week

Explaining to my mum why I can't attend my aunty's birthday party tonight

Me after getting trash in the youth intake: "But you said the youth intake was going to be 'Excellent'" My Head of Youth Development: "Oh! They got this all screwed up"