I wanna design a video game where you'd have to take care of all the people shot in all the other video games. -Demetri Martin
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I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. - Demetri Martin
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They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that. - Demetri Martin
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I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts. -Demetri Martin
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Halloween cum?
- Free delivery.
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Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? -- Would you mind one more?
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I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny. - Demetri Martin
@babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear
#Photos
They say that structure is freedom, and in a sense it is. When you're dealing with multiple constraints, you have to figure out what you can get out of that. =Demetri Martin
@babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman
I have an erratic drummer for anybody who's just listening to this, he can keep time, but just in spurts. - Demetri Martin
@babakatt @MerleMerlot @clesiospears @pman43 @Qtboyx @DavidCHelms1 @BostonCraig @ImagesGlenn @RobertSiegelman @pkp_images @DanDBear
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I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' - Demetri Martin
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This is a pie chart about procrastination. - Demetri Martin
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I bet I can make you scream tonight.
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What is a Halloween-themed Fleshlight called?
- A Jackoff-lantern.
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I just know keeping track of what I'm doing and where I'm going is important to me. - Demetri Martin
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Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you emerged from my furniture. You don't have to tell me how to feel. I don't need a hint. - Demetri Martin
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I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm. Or it could become a pile of napkins. - Demetri Martin
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