@FLEM_FADE

Extra-dimensional nomad 馃懡 forklift certified 鈿旓笍 horchata connoisseur 馃イ

 A distant galaxy
Joined September 2017
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Holy fuck nba is back baby 馃馃敟
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Hello I鈥檇 like to report two businesses for fraud @NBA @NFL I got more just send that check first
Fox News
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BREAKING: President Trump reveals his new anti-fraud program set up to reward people who expose fraud with a 1% commission on the money uncovered. "If you turn somebody in and you, let's say report and you find $1 billion, we are giving a commission to that person of 1%."
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ivy balboa@notoriousivy15h
HAPPY NBA SEASON START TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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dj swagalog@zayallcaps17h
Sampha rlly that nigga
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Imagine complaining about an afternoon NBA game. I want NBA games 24-7. I wanna wake up at 8am to NBA games. I wish I was an NBA game.
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Tucson Tomorrow@TucsonTomorrow8h
Well that鈥檚 not something you see everyday.
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@ryanhallyall11h
Phoenix, Tucson, and Los Angeles are closest to tomorrow's best tornado chance in the country. This is a Level 1 risk for tornadoes.
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lev@lisco_20006h
i took an everything shower for bron debut
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What kind of backwards universal law of wanting and not wanting something being easier to come to you??
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Buck
@BuckOnTwidderOct 19
zoo just called me, they needed a goat
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Start bumping Native American war chants thank me later
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Qurando Rondo@03nightzOct 19
shit blow me when niggas articulate themselves better than me i gotta go harder w my vernacular
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Rico 馃敧
@ricosrevengeOct 19
Being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster
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jay@JJJ4Y0_O23h
Swag is self romanticization
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cianna@realslimsh4dyOct 19
They鈥檒l put an AI assistant up your ass if you鈥檙e not careful
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Softboy
@softboy_wOct 19
i understand that my body can鈥檛 digest corn or whatever. that鈥檚 fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
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It鈥檚 crazy how deep rooted some smells can be for a person. A whole ass quantum leap to the past
frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 19
passed by a woman who鈥檚 perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I鈥檝e ever known
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passed by a woman who鈥檚 perfume smelled like picking honeysuckles with my classmates in kindergarten and I realized I miss every single person I鈥檝e ever known
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Wait what they doing? I鈥檓 tryna be on that time
Capy Family@capyfamily_usaOct 19
An albino capybara was discovered in Uruguay, and the little guy couldn't be more relaxed
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Capy Family@capyfamily_usaOct 19
An albino capybara was discovered in Uruguay, and the little guy couldn't be more relaxed
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*season
Cormac Valentine, DC@realmonteballOct 18
They鈥檙e calling it the worst fantasy football week of all time
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