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Trying to follow Jesus, raise a couple of humans well, and love others the best I can. She/ her/ hers.

Fort Myers, FL
Joined November 2017
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In case there are still any UMC folks in this corner of the internet, #flumc26 posts are up on the place where the sky is bluer. Skeet with us over there! Can’t believe I just used “skeet” in a sentence not involving Lil Jon. #flumc #umc #beumc
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Replying to @dunkindonuts
@dunkindonuts way to give me a heart attack / hope that I might actually have a date in 2026 with this push notification (Seriously, though, props to your marketing team)
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You got me to break my seven month posting hiatus on this site to tell you that you made me laugh and also fear you had been watching my desperation on Bumble
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Hey #flumc, if you’re aggressively online but haven’t made the switch to where the skies are blue, you’re still welcome to join us!
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I get a little choked up every year when the ordinands answer the historical questions, but it hits a little different this year, when they can say that they will support the teachings and doctrines of our church. ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 #flumc25
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So many of the shooters are already in the school because they are also students.
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JD Vance is attacking immigrants by spreading the fentanyl lie. Let's be clear: Over 90% of fentanyl is trafficked into the US at ports of entry, mostly by US citizens. It is NOT an immigration issue. JD Vance needs to stop scapegoating our migrant communities. #VPDebate2024
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Very strange to see a politician bring up his religion and immediately seem both more genuine and less like a guy trying to take away all of my rights.
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FWIW the leader of the Taliban is Mullah Hibatullah Akhundzada, who has been in charge since 2016. Not a guy named Abdul.
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Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year
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transphobia is also bad when it is directed at actual trans people
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Adding “touch my executive function” to my prayer lexicon now.
Lord i come before you as humble as i know how... touch my executive function... let me get just one thing done today... and help me close some tabs
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Thank you @SharonFLUMC for giving voice to the harm done to episcopal candidates of color in the last SEJ elections. #2024SEJUMC
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1999’s cinematic masterpiece “The Mummy” starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz (I only made it through five minutes of the debate, and the kids and I were watching the Mummy anyway, but it was PERFECT)
What are you watching after this to cleanse the palate?
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The warnings about scenes of disaster and response are appreciated. At last year’s AC, I didn’t expect to be so affected by scenes of Hurricane Ian. #flumc24
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“It’s an open table! If the Table Police are here, send them away!” -Bishop Berlin (There are no table OR straw cops in #flumc24)
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I really wanted @dluruth3 to get into it more. (But I do agree that the FLUMC has great days ahead of us.) #flumc24
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I either missed this or forgot about it (it was 2020! Who knows?) but it scratches my sci-fi/ extremely online itches
I’ve commented before that Star Trek’s most prescient prediction was communication via memes in ‘Darmok’. So it was only a matter of time before someone started making these:
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thanks to @harvilla, I picture Jesus wailing on bass EVERY time I hear “Sabotage” and it’s increased my enjoyment of the song 1000%
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