There is something disturbingly familiar with my golf balls this year?

Remains to this day the greatest non-ironic company ad I've ever seen. From Winston Salem, NC.

Spring cleaning continues. Came across kindergarten report card. Got an A on "putting on rubbers." Talk about Catholic school planned parenthood.

Had a dream last night I was younger and fit. Then I woke up.

Is the medical staff member taking Aaron Ekblad off the ice wearing a thong, or is he just a good union man? #nhl #FlaPanthers

Interesting #Sens facts. They have the most icings; give up most goals after icing; and have committed 24 icings after an icing. They're like a bad cake from Nailed It.

Son screaming at TV for #Sens to decline penalty so he doesn't have to watch another DJ Smith-designed power play.

My new favourite curler, Darren Moulding of Alberta, aka Teddy from Bob's Burgers #brier

When you tell your buddy to smell your finger just after eating a Cinnabon #sens

L.A. County cops say speeding and losing control of your vehicle isn't a crime. Well, at least as long as your name is Tiger Woods.

CBC Marketplace confirms what all us Hyundai owners already know. Our vehicles are shite.

Is it just me or could you watch on an all-day loop the Leafs collapse against the Sens?

Marty Biron's botched makeup job the other night on TSN has been haunting me. I can't think who he looks like more. #JayAndDan please settle

What's with Marty Biron's makeup tonight? Talk about a transition game #tsn

Had this Russell Brand book sitting around since 2010 and decided to give it a read. Laugh out loud brilliant. And here I thought the Walter Mitty-like cacophony inside my melon was loud. By comparison it's as content as a hipster on a handful of ludes at a Norah Jones' concert.

5 p.m. and there's still enough light to spot a golf ball. Now, if only we could spot some grass.

On the bright side, Trump, without lying, can lay claim as the greatest president ever impeached twice.

Something wrong when the shooting death of a 20-year-old man not only doesn't make front page, but also gets less coverage than a guy surfing on the river #ottnews #nostaff

Note to #NHL commentators, this isn't the '20-'21 season, it's just '21.

Take a deep breath, Washington, I've got this.