fire protection engineer @ UK. All views are my own.

England
Joined August 2015
If your that person that’s woke up at 5am on a Saturday morning to queue for fuel when you don’t need it, then your a complete utter nob head.
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See you Crete, it’s been a pleasure.
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I’ve come to the conclusion, it takes a real man to wear budgie smugglers.
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Why don’t us British men wear these little trunk shorts or speedo’s around the pool? Fair play they must have some bollocks!
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An absolute breeze getting through Brum airport and the same in Crete. Don’t let the haters put you off going on your summer hols. 34’c🌞 #doublejab
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We're so excited to announce 6 new flavours coming your way! They're all alergen/gluten free without any compromise on taste! We will be revealing 1 new flavour per day and here is our first. 100 grams of Porky Perfection in a jar 😍🐽 check back tomorrow for the next flavour!
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Roads are quiet. National day of mourning.
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Tabby retweeted
I’m starting the longest #GlazersOut chain on Twitter. Anyone who sees this, reply with #GlazersOut and retweet to spread the word.
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Luke Shaw and Harry Maguire you absolute legends. 👏🏻
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I’m sorry @LewisHamilton I disagree with you on this .
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Cracking pint in the garden bar
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@ConstellationTN On it all afternoon. An absolute Cracking pint lads. Think more people need to no about you guys.
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Cheers @iamtomskinner . just ordered my new mattress today, but unfortunately didn’t get to speak to the man himself. Sounds like a quality product at a cracking price and hopefully delivered within 2 days. It’s a must supporting the small businesses and traders.
Well I hope Klopp will be happy with Thursday and Sunday fixtures next season.
Mike Dean when he spots an opportunity to make the game all about him
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funniest thing i’ve seen all day this
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Well @WBA you made a great managerial decision there🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️