Just a dude with a real job that loves talking shit about all things fantasy 🧙‍♂️🏉 Right more than I'm wrong. Still wrong a lot lol 💯

Kansas City, MO
Joined June 2009
lmfao 💀
On civil unrest in Paris, NFL EVP Peter O’Reilly said the league never came close to moving or postponing the game.
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Glad beat reporters told me he was starting this weekend lmfao 🤣💀
Najee Harris released by the Giants.
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Is Josh Downs droppable in fantasy?! 😭
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If you need a WR or flex to start week 7, then target these guys on the waiver wire: -DeMario Douglas -Christian Kirk (esp with Mike Evans likely missing time) -Rachaad White Highest upside targets, but better to stash: -Omar Cooper Jr -Antonio Williams -Ja'Kobi Lane
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Also keep an eye on: -Konata Mumpfield (wouldn't blame you if you wanted to start him week 7 w/ Davante out) -Tyler Higbee (same note as Konata) -Terrance Ferguson (2.0 version of Higbee, just recognize he's on IR for another week)
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Final stash candidate is Brian Thomas Jr. Zero value at the moment, but if he gets traded to the 49ers, Rams, etc... You could have a league winner on your hands. But legit zero value in the meantime lol.
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If Dr. Jesse isn't around to do this, it's on me to ask the tough questions like: Is Mike Evans vaxxed???
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Could the Commanders be a SNEAKY contender to trade for Kimani Vidal during the bye week? 🤔
The Commanders are placing RB Jacory Croskey-Merritt on injured reserve.
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Lol fucking sure bud. Zero chance Josh Jacobs ain't starting 💯
Packers coach Matt LaFleur said Josh Jacobs will practice on Wednesday and get a full week of work but TBD on whether he'll play on Sunday at Detroit. "We feel like he's in a pretty good spot. He's been training, but he's missed the exposure to football."
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Forever fuck the eagles. They should have to forfeit draft picks or something, truly crazy shit 🤬
#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.
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The buzz is building in league circles that the Chargers could be moving on from first-year offensive coordinator Mike McDaniel. The facts (no wins, 15.0 points per game) would seem to point in that direction. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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Lmao. Bum ass Rams 🤣🤧
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hell yeah. the powers that be are not letting the titans get jeremiah smith. BOLT UP ⚡️⚡️
The #Titans and Robert Saleh get their first win.
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colts need to get laquon treadwell more targets. that guy is a fucking gamebreaker 💯
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are we currently watching a corey kiner backfield takeover for the patriots? 👀
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aite falcons can you at least get me some garbage time stats for drake london here? kthx
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LMAO JJ McCarthy enters game, near immediately throws interception 🤣
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Daniel Jones fuckin suuuucks bro lol
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Najee Harris is the starting RB today my fuckin ass. Swear to god I might as well just claim to be a beat reporter. These MFers don't know shit 🤣
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