❝ 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐔𝐏!

⠀ 𝙋𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠. 𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗦𝗢 𝗠𝗨𝗖𝗛 𝐏𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐊? ⠀

⠀ ❝ i am not important 、maam! ❞ she chokes that out awkwardly 、rubbing the back of her head. ❝ i’m just on patrol. usually … my portals throw me into dangerous situations 、so … i was on edge. seems like things are fine here. ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ yeah well … ❞ she motions towards her 、❝ this you is stable. ahem! ❞ she steps away 、clicking her heels together and properly standing straight. ❝ multiversal enforcer 、elena yemara. forgive my rudeness .ᐟ ❞ ⠀

⠀ ❝ not not a gauge of power 、there’s a different device for that. ❞ adjusting it’s display. she keeps it way too low brightness. ❝ more like your cosmic stability. the chances of you imploding and your universe going… poof .ᐟ ❞ ⠀

shudder— ❝ h—hey now. i know it’s unideal! don’t hurt me 、my job throws me around enough as is! ❞

⠀ ❝ unfortunately .. the directorate only allows those who were extensively trained. and my gear is all biometric locked to me. that said! train? might i join? don’t look at me like that. don’t. ❞ ⠀

well if you fucked a cosmic freak … you wouldn’t consider … i dunno 、cosmic no goods inside you?

⠀ ❝ i think i might have thalassaphobia now. ahem. anyways! i’d agree … but it’s not the case. have to keep working. always … i get my lunch breaks. ❞ a grumble — ❝ what were you doing? ❞ ⠀

❝ mm. ❞ looking at her monitor … hm. fine enough. ❝ sorry 、 i made an assumption on something. and i tested it. because last time i didn’t 、i was thrown into a black hole. hah … sorry … 💧❞

just … a weird feeling.

⠀ ❝ that much i’m sure … but then again 、never can be sure. sometimes people just take those things and don’t care. ❞ alright. putting the monitor away. no spacial fissures here. ❝ i just came from an abyssal sea—planet. hell. ❞ ⠀

" excuse me … i think i might have a cosmic parasite. its not causing issues yet, but." id sound insane.

don’t mind elena 、very (in)politely holding some sort of scanner up to @mimicry__beauty.

for the best. i am naturally concerned he put a cosmic parasite in me.

he’s a … roughly 7? foot eldritch abomination who owns a flesh pit.

⠀ stomping her boot … damn stupid tech not collapsing correctly. ❝ you haven’t appeared in a while — wanted to make sure your universe didn’t implode. ❞ a hand on her hip 、pulling out her monitor. speaking of universes imploding. ⠀

oh great … the giant swarm of fuck your mind bits guy noticed i’m back.

stumbles out of a portal in front of @Universe6Legend. stomping it. back onto her boot it goes. ❝ YOU. hello. ❞