𝗗𝗔𝗙𝗙𝗬 𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗞.

ᅠ ⠀ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄. ᅠ

“ First off I wore these pajamas way before you did. Secondly you can’t control what persona I choose to have! Sometimes I wanna be Duck Dodgers, sometimes I wanna be 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑷𝑶𝑹 𝑫𝑼𝑪𝑲!!! And unless the big man of steel hands a cease and desist then that’s how it’ll be! “

“ Yes tis’ I. Please please, one at a time… “

“ Jeez, god forbid a duck takes his PTO for a little while, yknow I can say the same thing about you ‘oh ruler of mars’ ! Where have you been all this time???? “

“ Oh well…you know me…always humble and all… “ Tossing the photo album in hands, fiddling with his thumbs. “ So uhhhh, whats royalty such as yourself d-doing all the way out here from Mars? “

“ …crapwheredidiputthatspacesuitat— Oh hereyyy Queen Tyr’ahnee; what an unexpected visit… “

“ Ah and here’s a picture of me defeating the Martian Empire in a race! Ahhhh good times…wonder what ol’ Queen Tyr’ahnee is doing these days. Probably a beak model or something. “

“ Swear if this god forsaken game dies before even adding ME to the roster— “

on a completely unrelated note can someone get me some tape?

“ Oh don’t be naive Bugs, A.I and giant robots practically go hand in hand. But anyways you think we could ever visit those Cyber-whatevers? I can’t imagine how fun it’d be watching two massive robots fight. “

“ You’re telling me, it’s like those people live off of violence and destruction. And people say A.I is gonna take over humanity, yeah right. “

What can I say? The heels draw the eyes towards my pear-shape. Do you have any lip balm on you?