I saw the 82-0 game floating around the NBA world yesterday so I thought I would make a version for the NHL. Completely free, no ads, or anything. My record right now is 76 wins... try to beat me. 98-0.com

The Devils are a possession machine. Four things to watch here: 1. Constant motion in and out of the slot. No set net-front player. Always rimming it around to the other side of the net to get defenders moving. 2. They're playing for those retrievals off the rims. The hardest a guy will skate is right before a 50/50. Bratt, Hughes, Gritsyuk, Rodrigues, and Hischier all rank in the top-75 in the NHL for OZone retrievals, via InStat. 3. Always a forward swinging high either as a passing outlet, covering for a pinch, or to prevent a counter the other way. 4. They have a controlled entry guy on every line, giving them control of the first chance. Hughes, Meier, Hischier, Rodrigues, and Lombardi all rank in the top-65 in the NHL for zone entries via InStat. This game, against Ottawa, was their worst performance of the season in terms of chances generated.

Is this not an insane schedule for the Canucks to start the year? Yeah why not run through 5 of the top 7 teams that could win the Cup this year. Double up Edmonton. Double up Carolina. Lets see what they're made of. Chytil's feeling better, they'll be fine.

Pretty random shout, but I think Brayden Edwards is gonna be an NHLer in the next few years. Led the Lethbridge Hurricanes in points at 19 years old, hung out down in Wheeling last year, and made Wilkes Barre out of camp this year. Great speed and defensive habits. So good at recovering above the puck. Think he's a little optimistic offensively (wants a cookie I get it) and he definitely be could be more confident handling the puck. Feel like he's forcing the immediate play when there are a couple options available. Either way, I think Dubas found a diamond in the rough here.

Brady's got a huge what?

Is it not insane that the greatest player in the history of the Jets is having this petty standoff with his org? Jets turned down monster trade offers for Hellebuyck, giving him the option to either rebuild with the Jets into his late 30s or retire. Jesus.

EP25 this season: • this absolutely sick game-winning goal • 0.70 xGA/60 at 5v5 (3rd best in NHL) • 77.2% xGF% at 5v5 (easily best on Canucks) This could be one of those guys who flourishes under Manny

Announcer had $600 on Rudolph U 0.5 goals hate to see it

83 cause he loves taking a game off

Tyrel Bauer: • 1:11 of career NHL ice-time • 5:00 of career NHL penalty minutes

AHL Heavyweight King Tyrel Bauer already with a pretty length tilt in his 2nd NHL shift. Drafted 164th overall in 2020, Matt Rempe went 165th that year. This is so sick.

Cotter Gauthier

McKenna gets one of his passes through, no one home, but immediately it's like he hit a +5 overall in chel. It bought him about 1.5 periods of good grace from Leafs fans.

72mg adderall XR hockey🤣🤣

Wrap it up we already got game of the season night #1

Carolina and Florida facing off opening night, the combined 2024, 2025, and 2026 cup champs... forsling scores with a slapshot from the from the point in 3v3 overtime, wins it 1-0 so unserious 🤣🤣