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Rick Ross tells the media he is innocent as he walks out of jail after being arrested on domestic violence charges, including felony battery by strangulation.
“I’m totally innocent of these fabricated allegations made against me. I’ll be in Dubai tomorrow, Paris Saturday, and I plan on having a bowl of rigatoni with heavy marinara Sunday. I repeat, heavy marinara.”
(Via @fox_sheldon)
Going on my for you page is just wading through elons sick twisted game where he jerks off to you getting mad.
Question: When the rock and roll band Thin Lizzy released their toe tapping 1976 single "The Boys are Back in Town" do you believe in your heart that the boys were truly back and could this have possibly been an early trans rights song?
If group A is always secretly behind every terrible act that befalls group B but is also a sworn enemy of group C who's intentions are to bring death to both group A and B would you think its group C that carried out those acts and that group C is using propaganda to gas light?
If my wife isnt going to be mindful of our finances and forbid me from using our dominos rewards every week, then I guess I'm going to house a medium pizza by myself.
I'm gonna be the most badass marine in the world. Once I figure out how to use tongs and an oven its over for you fattys 😈
I was going through my notes app this morning deleting all the grocery lists and recipes I dont need when I saw one note that just read "Obama Care". I chuckled to myself and said out loud "bro what the fuck was I on?".
Shane Gillis is playing 5d chess while Chelsea handler is yelling about how the chinese checkers cant drive.
Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I commented on the blue button vs red button thread.
May God have mercy on my soul.
