Greenville, SC
Joined December 2011
Well now the coffee is strong At the Cafe du Monde And the donuts are too hot to touch Just like a fool When those sweet goodies cool I'll eat 'til I eat way too much 'Cause I'm living on things that excite me Be they pastry or lobster love
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And I wanna be there I wanna go back down and die beside the sea there With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine And I'm a chewin' on a honeysuckle vine
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FBNole retweeted
The Norvell Paradox™️
Every team has a floor and a ceiling they’re capable of meeting at any time. But no team ping-pongs back and forth between those two possibilities with more astonishing frequency than Florida State.
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I mean I'm in no hurry To hustle and scurry There's so much to see And life ain't gonna Pass me by Tomorrow's right around the corner I'll get there somehow But I'm stuck in meantime And I Love The Now
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My rendezvous' so long overdue With all of the things I've sung and I've read They still apply to me They all make sense in time But now I'm incommunicado Drivin' by myself down the road with a hole in it Songs with no vibrato Takin' the long way home
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And now I must confess I could use some rest I can't run at this pace very long… 🌴🌴🌴 Sending good vibes to our friends in Mobile, Pensacola, and there abouts this morning ahead of Hurricane Isa…Iss… you know the one. Have a plan. Be safe. Drink Margaritas.
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I rounded first, never thought of the worst As I studied the shortstop's position Crack went my leg like the shell of an egg Someone call a decent physician I'm no Pete Rose I can't pretend Though my mind is quite flexible These brittle bones don't bend
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Where no bird flies by my window No ship is tied to my tree Love is a wave building to a crescendo Ride if you will, ride it with me
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The boys 🍢 #NoleFamily
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FBNole retweeted
this is why people don’t seek help. i was brave enough to admit i had a problem and check myself into rehab, only to be greeted with scorn and tranquilizer darts. Never Again.
A moose managed to enter the Wascana Rehab Centre today. Conservation Officers reportedly had to use 5 tranquilizer darts on it 🫎💤
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If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane If we weren't all CRAZY we would go insane
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There're times I find myself with them And times I feel as they do We're on a similar course, it's just a different source But I'm in danger of extinction too
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With all of my running and all of my cunning If I couldn't laugh I just would go insane If we couldn't laugh we just would go insane If we weren't all crazy we would go insane
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They misspelled “Paid for by US taxpayers”
“Paid for by the U.S. Government.”
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So when I finished that last line I put the book by itself on the shelf with my heart in it Never wastin' time takin' the right way home I know I'm never wastin' time findin' the right way home
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But when the eagle flies on FRIDAY And the boys break out the rum And the joint begins to jumpin' And you'll hear those hot lines hum 🥥🍹🥥🍹🥥
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Let me tell you now, he sips, he quips Dreams a lot about sailing ships Wants to throw it all away Wants to have it back someday Love's fool, Sears tools Wants to win that football pool Spend it on some real good grass Disappearin' oh so fast
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1/ College football’s lightning-delay rules have become completely detached from the actual historical risk. I went looking for the obvious explanation: surely there must have been some wave of people getting killed by lightning at football games. There wasn’t.
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Some people never find it Some only pretend, but me? Hell, I just want to live happily ever after Every now and then
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