@FAPUpdates

Fuck Ass People (FAP) Alliance Updates // Barrett, Drew, Mallory, & Melody // Rick Devens count your days

Joined August 2026
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Katherine Woodman
@katherinelizaOct 19
Some of y’all go out of your way to clap back online because you’d stutter if you tried to in real life. Not everyone is good at being a bitch. I, however, am.
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em 🪩@vetoidoledOct 12
LMFAOOO #bb28
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The internet used to be a place where you can get insight on culture, what people are interested in, etc. But now there’s so many AI videos and feeds are so highly personalized that I can’t gain any knowledge about anyone beyond my own demographics from social media.
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shuban@shuban28Oct 10
the way everyone forgot or just disregarded the fact that devens won #bb28
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chomp@chompiesoOct 10
she was so excited to smile at dollar tree #bb28
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Kamu's response being throwing Morgan utb (who he knows already gets a lot of hate) doesn't distract me from him being a complete asshole for many other reasons other than the George Floyd video, and that he made a complete ass out of himself at the tea party. #bb28
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I have a lot of people dming me asking whether I’m going to rebrand because not only is the season over, but FAP didn’t even make it to F2. The account’s purpose has diminished… …or has it. I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE I’LL ALWAYS BE FAP UPDATES. FAP FOREVER! FAP TILL I DIE! #bb28
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I WON!!! I WON!!! #bb28
FAP Updates #BB28@FAPUpdatesSep 20
I used my Kalshi promo to bet $25 that Taylor gets second place… I foresaw it
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Aw… I feel bad for Drew … I never saw that coming #bb28
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how are you still gonna be slutty when you’re crying
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waiting for the entire jury house to fuck barrett
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Matthew Simmonds@MattieSimmoSep 25
Replying to @laurkats
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yash #1 boydad@favoriteclubsSep 25
dee getting evicted right when i warmed up to her winning the season #bb28
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lawson@lawsonpherneliaSep 21
what a week #bb28
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And as Melody was dragged from the house, she had one word to say… “Bruh.” #bb28
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Henro@h3nr0OSep 20
The difference between Dee and Devens is that Devens has been in 4 situations where he HAS to win a comp or he gets evicted. Dee has never been in that situation. That’s what makes Dee the better and more impressive player than Devens. #BB28
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I used my Kalshi promo to bet $25 that Taylor gets second place… I foresaw it
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Why was Haley Thogmartin in my dream last night?…. #bb28
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I didn’t really think this day would come, but I think I want Melody to win the season… just imagine, she wins the final HOH and cuts Dee (or cuts Drew and takes Taylor). It would be cinema #bb28
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walnut@walnutpepsiSep 18
the casual misogyny in this fandom is so crazy 😭 melody just sent home YASH who has blindsided her the last two weeks, lied about his bribe to her, and she almost went home on his hoh. why would she put up her CLOSEST ally when taylor/yash have flipped on her already #bb28
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