@F4CELYSS

24. He/Him. Firefighter Paramedic. No one else will finish the job you started.

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Joined November 2017
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Gonna violate some noise ordinances with this one
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Calling him useless is just plain wrong. I mean did y'all even read Part 1.5 Twilight Dawn?
1000mg 💊@DXLYPRVNE
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btw il maîtrise meme pas l'onde (hamon) et mort offscreen
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U made up a story where your children are dicks for no reason and still pretended to be a victim
Julie
@JulieLovesFluff
Oct 2
My children loudly in Target today: 6 year old: "IS THAT A BOY OR A GIRL?!" 13 year old: "I don't know just pray for them." Creature of undetermined sex: 😠😠😠 This is why we rarely go to the city, full of crap no one needs and weirdos.
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Another win for the Coriolis Effect
Sugar 💀🌻@sugarskullP
Oct 2
Did you know that there is AN ACTUAL STUDY about circle pits and how they rotate counter clockwise? It blew my mind, I could NOT think of a single pit I’ve been to where people are going clockwise (unless they are crowd killing or forming after a wall of death)
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Is trident secretly L Clacks?
Earclacks@Earclacks
Oct 3
Trident 🌀 VS 🌾 Scythe
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People who open the sauna door fully open and let all the cold air in should be hung from gallows in front of the gym as a warning
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Same for people who exercise/shadowbox in the sauna you got a whole fucking gym for that
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3 dudes just walked in doing all this plus one is wearing a poncho it's like they were designed to piss me off
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Do these guys ever work or do they just go around the country dropping manure off until someone gives them free things
Power to the People ☭🕊
@ProudSocialist
Oct 1
French farmers dumped several metric tons of manure at a tax office to protest the rising fuel prices. They are demanding immediate government action to reduce fuel prices and inflation.
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I keep getting Instagram ads for Tadalafil (Cialis) as a "workout supplement" and I feel bad for any poor sap who falls for it and ends up with a raging erection at the gym
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This is like picking up devil may cry and and just running away and shooting the demons until they die
Blader@BladerLBM
Sep 30
"Appreciating the game on its own terms" by people results in this basic strategy not being patched despite the game coming out 10 years ago Very nice 👍
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♠️ACE🇵🇸 retweeted
Rise Against@riseagainst
Sep 27
Night 1 in Florida. Thank you, Clearwater.
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4,000,000,000 spindas is nothing, do you even know how much a billion lions is?
Failure Girl Fumiko@poisonisdead
Sep 26
“1 billion is a lot of lions” whatever, go my 4 billion spinda army #mewtwo #spinda #Pokemonartㅤ
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Y'all smoking weed made by Umbrella Corp
BeLeaf Cannabis
@beleaf_cannabis
Sep 3
BOOM🔥🔥🔥 We now accepting credit debit and credit cards! Midnight Sunset is sold out and went quick! Do not sleep fam Dropping the Kanobi Sunset 17 line tonight and tomorrow!
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If you lose money on a rug pull crypto currency in big 2026 that's on you, you've had enough time to know better by now
Rachel Karten
@milkkarten
Sep 25
i personally think it’s bad that social media platforms are encouraging ai influencers that sell pump and dump meme coins!
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Concert was dope
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Finding a new band to listen to on Spotify and checking to make sure their wikipedia page doesn't have a "Controversy" section before I add them to any playlists
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Biggest problem with BL4 endgame is gearbox's idea of difficulty being "more health" it bottlenecks characters into specific builds and forces you to grind for God Rolls on every piece of gear. I don't mind farming for gear I just don't like doing it 100 times for every gun
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Depositions are weird the lawyer pulled up a report and read a sentence and then asked me to confirm that she read the sentence and then didn't ask anything else about the sentence
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I did not write the report either
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Not to sound like a boomer but this generation is defined by learned helplessness. People use autism or ADHD as an excuse to wave away any accountability for themselves instead of adapting to being an adult
Ali B@wtflanksteak
Sep 22
We are so close to someone just straight up being like "I shouldn't have to be on time to a job interview"
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To be on time for work because someone online told them ADHD makes them into a helpless child with no control over their body. I wake up every day and get to work 30 minutes early without fail despite ADHD so bad I can barely sleep at night
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Cases where these disabilities do require accommodations exist but saying you can't show up on time or you need an iced coffee during an interview is just you being inconsiderate of others and ruining the perception of everyone else who actually decided to put in the work
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