Exile. 'First you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women' - Homer Simpson.

Naxxar, Malta 🇲🇹
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Will BoE really put up interest rates in response to an oil shock? Seems kind of dumb 🛢️🏦
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Haunted by the images of Limoges, I can't stop worrying about the potential for the unrest to spread across Europe, and what we might see if groups of disaffected youths take to the streets in places like Swinton, Mexborough and Grimethorpe 😢
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⬆️2.1% this week ⬇️5.7% YTD 💰2.4% Retailers had a good week Top 5: 1. #BYG 2. #FRP 3. Gold 4. #BTG 5. #MAB1
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30-12 down against Tonga which *checks notes* has a population of 103k, so a bit smaller than Barnsley 😅 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇹🇴🏉
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Surely a guest for @trussliz's podcast 🤣
BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy
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That is pretty much the only reason to vote Conservative. When did Reform become the Socialist Workers Party with added machine guns?
In the last month, the Tories have admitted they’d both freeze the minimum wage for five years and raise taxes by stealth on the lowest-paid. That's not just out of touch; it's immoral. My letter to Kensington Kemi 👇
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#FRP Given this RNS has been issued at 'nobody's looking o'clock' on a Friday and the most important piece of information has been omitted, I'm not expecting this target to be very demanding 🙄
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MP should have to publish their income before entering Parliament so the public can assess the calibre of the people we are electing and what they are giving up/gaining to become our representatives.
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Remember when Starmer was elected with a large majority and Britain was being talked about as a political safe harbour? Seems like a lifetime ago
Andy Burnham is tying himself in knots over the lie about Russian interference. He also appears to think that Prime Minister’s Questions are for him to ask questions rather than answer any. This is what we were told is a "great communicator?"
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Why can't I check my balance on my @HLInvest app on android, without having to close it and then open it again, rather than simply logging back in? Been going on for months now, so you must be aware
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I'm 45 with £900,000 in my pension. Should I retire early or did I just want you to know that? thedailymash.co.uk/news/work…
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They all come back
I haven’t been on twitter for years. What do we do here?
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#BYG Biggest PF position for some time
#BYG Used my 5% cash position to add at 903p. It was trading at 965p before the bid speculation. 5.2% yield
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🚨BREAKING: Footage Of A Yemeni Ballistic Missile Striking ARAMCO HQ In Dhahran Three missiles were fired, the other two targeted the airport & an ARAMCO facility in Riyadh.
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I hope Steve's younger constituents in Torbay, know that he is still campaigining for them to compensate 50s born women, who all got their state pensions at earlier ages than they ever will.
After a six year investigation the Parliamentary Ombudsman concluded that 1950s-born women suffered unjust failures to inform them of State Pension age changes. But two and a half years later, those affected are still campaigning for justice. I have signed a letter urging the government to meet with the WASPI Campaign as soon as possible, and to set out a plan to deliver justice to 1950s-born women this autumn. #WASPI
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If someone can fraudulently hold 5 full-time public sector jobs, surely we can get rid of 80% of public sector roles without anyone noticing
🚨JUST IN: Civil servant accused of fraudulently holding FIVE government jobs simultaneously • A court has heard that civil servant Kashim Chowdhury, 55, allegedly held five government jobs at the same time through fraudulent means. • All jobs paid him a full-time salary, each worth tens of thousands of pounds. Chowdhury earned nearly £350,000 from eight employers over a period of three years • He achieved this by making false representations, false declarations, concerning his existing employment status and employment history.
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The clownish quality of British statecraft is becoming absurd in its frequency and obviousness.
🚨NEW: MI5 chief Ken McCallum has warned Andy Burnham not to exaggerate the impact of Russian interference on democratic events like Brexit, claiming it "risks doing the Kremlin's job for them"
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Why when I save something to my phone, do I have to spend the next 30 minutes on a digital treasure hunt trying to find it? 🧐🤦‍♂️
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Does nobody think about consequences of anything?
The next Conservative government will scrap Inheritance Tax on your family home.
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