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There’s no constructive criticism here, I’m always right. • Fan account • Footy enjoyer • Parody account | 18+

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Joined October 2021
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Only elite football fans can name the player who scored this goal..
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Mason Greenwood casually scoring goals like this in the Champions League, what a player! xitter.cf/JorgeCampelos/status/2…
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Realistically, nothing is stopping this Manchester United team from putting 4 goals pass West Ham tonight.
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Now that Martinez is fit again, with him and De Ligt together at the back the entire league should be worried.
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Guess the national team. Difficulty: Impossible
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Zirkzee scoring a goal from this impossible angle shows you his technique and perfect finishing qualities, what a perfect finish man.
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Look at the happiness on Mount his face, Chelsea nearly ruined his career 😭
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MASON MOUNT WHAT A BEAUTY FREE KICK LETS GOOO!!! #CRYMUN xitter.cf/almjryat55858/status/1…
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Who would you say has been the worst Manchester United signing among these four? 👇
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These angles really highlight Manchester United’s defensive issues. Our captain Bruno doesn’t even stick a foot out to prevent the goal, and Yoro barely attempts to defend. It’s just not good enough.
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Alex Furgeson on Ryan Giggs solo goal vs Arsenal 🚨🗣️ ‘He is the definition of a prefect player with quality’s that have never been shown on a football pitch, I have never seen a better left winger then Giggs’
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Realistically, nothing is stopping this Manchester United team from putting 4 goals pass Everton tonight.
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The vibes that day were different. This performance set the bar sky high… it sold us pure dreams 😭
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Bruno x Pogba the greatest midfield duo ever
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Throwback to when Zlatan bagged a hattrick against Saint-Étienne in the UEL He was a perfect striker leading the line for us.
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Football jersey numbers and the most iconic footballers to wear them. (1-11) Thoughts?
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How long have you been Supporting your Club? I’ll start: 2011
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Ole ball hit different, for a while we really were the best team in the world. Pure joy, pure belief, pure United.
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Which footballer carried his lower-tier country the most?
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One of my favorite Manchester United games ever, this game had everything.
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So Dalot has always been shit? 😭
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