AmandaPants 👖

What if all the birds in the world pooped all at the same time?

Hey @sheetz wtf is up with your lack of cheese sauce on nachos? Everytime we get nachos there's like a sneeze worth of cheese on them. I can't even add extra cheese, but can only get it on the side, which is also a small amount. Have you even heard of nachos and cheese?

Tonight dinner consists of BBQ pork chops, corn on the cob and deviled eggs.

I made pot roast for dinner and I guess it was okay. My kid just ate every bite, including onions and celery, before slurping up the broth with a straw.

If you know a man hole cover that wants to go to Japan, we'll guess what... IT'S GOING TO JAPAN!

So my kid's cousins told her that it is bad to be gay. I told her that were wrong and that people are allowed to love whoever they want. Do I approach the parents? I mean, they probably have that opinion because the parents told them that it was bad to be gay. Be better, people.

Wth is a semi-boneless roast? Either it has bone or it doesn't.

There's an escaped murderer on the loose in my area so that's cool.

A conversation with my inebriated brother, where he was becoming irate regarding politics and sarcastically called me a genius. I said that I'm definitely a genius because I've taken online IQ tests. I told him that I can hypothesize the equilateral of a quadrogram.

Cotton candy grapes!

I'm "I can feel the weather in my knee" years old.

I went grocery shopping and got everything that the mister and child asked for, but I forgot my favorite lemonade and juices. BTW, Newman's Own lemonade is the superior lemonade.

I was devastated when I reached out to one of my favorite bloggers for a college assignment, some 15 years ago. I'd been a long time fan and bought a bunch of merch. @drewtoothpaste blew me off with a rude response. Don't be nasty when I'm giving you my money.

My notification icons are angery. – at Delaware, USA

#Beadle #449 🔊🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ beadle.gg/share/TFG3BJh6 – at Delaware, USA

Pink eye at the very least.

🚨ALERT🚨 @pghsciencenerd – at Delaware, USA

Meat tent at the mall. @pghsciencenerd – at Delaware, USA

Meat tent at the mall. @pghsciencenerd – at Delaware, USA

I once had a man belittle me for having visible deodorant in my armpits. Would you rather me NOT wear deodorant? Of all of the things to shame a woman for... – at Delaware, USA

On the inside, I'm a skeleton. – at Delaware, USA