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Joined October 2012
Satoshi statue unveiled in Paris, Fra--aaand it's gone.
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Socks just came out of the dryer stuck together and you are dooming smh
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Parker Lewis and BritishHODL are my favorite bitcoiners. No offense.
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Swear Jar retweeted
If I could have ONE guest on the daily BTC livestream Who would you choose? I will send an invite to whichever receives the most likes (at my discretion - I'm not wasting my time with shitcoiners)
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The bear market has turned everyone I liked into "reasonable people", that think tacitly that believing in something too passionately is embarrassing. Being raised by your peers does this. Being passionate has always been uncool to the cool kids. Lame as fuck when you're adult
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8 months ago everyone said bitcoin is going to change the world, and now they're acting like a bunch of big gay babies. Every great thing that was considered inevitable and a matter of natural market processes over time is now considered pleb slop by now "reasonable people"
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Welcome to the big leagues. Congrats @jackmallers
🤖 Made with AI
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Imagine crashing on their couch for the weekend.
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This replaces The Bitcoin Standard and Saylor series for orange pilling.
Manifest Destiny, Man A tribute to @americanhodl8 (lyrics from my Hermes agent reading transcripts of his interviews & talks.) Astra + Opus 5.5 + Hermes + Suno + Higgsfield + Tesseract for editing + local model voice stack to make the singer have HODL's vocal characteristics.
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Simon Dixon should be run out of town. Baseless accusations toward Jack Mallers, Elon Musk, etc? Wrong. Geopolitics? All wrong. TIC MIC AND FIC? grumpy doomer nonsense. Worse than useless: depressing people looking for control over the future.
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EIGTBO = Everything Is Going To Be Ok This needs to be spammed on every doomer post, fiat degradation post, and baseless conspiracy slop post. The depression and anger must end. Holding them in your heart is exactly what evil wants of good people. God has your back.
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OG's are anyone who had a Coinbase account in the first 50 years of bitcoin's existence.
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Is @coinbase going to be the last sacrifice of the bear market?
If I were an advisor to Blackrock, I’d be the guy they can’t stand but I’d be focused 100% 24/7 on custody. I don’t care how it happens but I’d be demanding Coinbase prove ownership of their keys on a daily basis I don’t care if Coinbase has to dedicate an entire team to it and do nothing else. If Blackrock isn’t demanding this they may as well start reserving for a total loss. Somebody connect me to these guys before there is a real problem to discuss!
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Salt licks are where herbivores go to get hunted by people that look like this. Training on a salt-free lion diet made me never thirsty, never sweat, never smell, and never hot. Thanks for inspiring me to go back to this. Thoughts on fish?
I started carnivore six years ago following four rules the internet swore by. I've since dropped all four, and improved each time, which says something about the internet. Rule one: you need salt and electrolytes. I salted everything and carried sachets like a man expecting to be shipwrecked. Then I stopped and braced for the cramps. They never came. Better sleep did, and better lifting. It turns out the body can manage its own water if you let it be thirsty first. Rule two: you need liver to complete the diet. I ate it weekly for three years. A single helping carries more vitamin A and copper than the upper limit for a day, and it tastes bitter, which is nature's way of writing "steady on" across a food. My mouth objected the entire time. Eventually I listened, and I've felt better every year since. Rule three: chicken is a health food. Chicken is a record of what the bird was fed, which is corn and soy, kept in the skin and the fat. Those are the only parts with any flavour. Remove them and you're eating a damp napkin with a protein claim. Rule four: to get lean, cut the fat. I went the other way. Ribeye cap, 20% mince, butter on both, cream wherever it'll fit. When I want to tighten up, the menu stays exactly as it is and the clock moves. I eat later. Then I eat like a man who's been told it's free. So that's no salt, no liver, no chicken and more butter. Each of those rules had somebody selling it. A sachet, a capsule, a meal-prep tub, a cutting plan. The diet that's left has nothing in it to sell, and it's the only version that ever worked.
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Phong Le shaking his head rn
At least they learned not to hunch into the chair
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Here's another meaningless, sourceless chart to make you feel scared, but also feel like you have better knowledge of, and control over, the future.
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I'm not against Israel at all. I don't care. In fact, I'm something of a philosemite. But imagine going from King David to Benjamin Netinyahu?
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Kayfabe psychosis
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Like it's a doomer take to say the buy button is getting turned off or you could lose your bitcoin on exchange or in ibit This shit happens so often. I get that everyone's got different priors but use your imagination. I'm honestly lost in the kayfabe. Who is serious.
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We should do "To Catch A Predator" for the Orange Pill app to ambush people who sign up to wrench attack bitcoiners.
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