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On July 27, 1361, the Danish king Valdemar IV landed an army on the Swedish island of Gotland and marched on the rich trading town of Visby.
Standing in his way was a local army of Gotland farmers.
The Danes were professional soldiers and hired mercenaries. The Gotlanders were whoever could be found. When archaeologists studied their bones centuries later, they found teenage boys, old men, and men with old injuries and deformities that would have made fighting hard. Some had badly healed fractures. Some had spinal problems.
They were slaughtered just outside the town walls. A stone cross still stands at the site. Its inscription says that in 1361, the Gotlanders fell into the hands of the Danes before the gates of Visby. It asks the reader to pray for them.
The town's merchants, according to tradition, kept the gates shut while it happened. Visby surrendered and paid the king to leave it alone.
The dead were thrown into mass graves. And here is what makes Visby one of the most important battle sites in Europe.
It was the middle of summer. The bodies were rotting fast. Armor was valuable, but stripping hundreds of decaying corpses was more than anyone was willing to do. So many of them were buried still wearing it.
When archaeologists dug the graves in the early 1900s, they found skulls still inside their chain mail hoods. They found two dozen coats of plates, an early type of body armor made of iron plates riveted inside a fabric or leather covering. Almost none of this armor survives anywhere else. Visby is a big part of how we know what it looked like.
They recovered the remains of around 1,200 people.
The wounds tell the story of the fighting. Arrowheads lodged in skulls. Heads split by blades. And a huge number of cuts to the lower legs, especially the shins. Men were holding shields high to protect their heads and bodies, and the enemy went low.
One skull had been hit so many times that researchers could see the man had kept taking blows after he was already down.
Most battlefields lose their dead to scavengers and time. Visby kept them exactly as they fell, armor and all, because it was too hot to clean up.
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Consider that reply my land acknowledgment.
Replying to @SenWarren
My grandfather built McCormick Spices from nothing after your ancestors tomahawked his wife and kids. I'll be damned if you take another scalp from my family fortune!
I guess Arch Manning is just not that good. I had hopes but you put the game on the kicker? Win or lose it’s a bad look
Replying to @miles_commodore
Listening to his songs as a child made me want to live in the USA. 30 years later I became a proud, USA loving, LEGAL immigrant. Best country in the world bar none.
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He could act, sing, and he's still one of the greatest tap dancers ever. I was a huge fan.
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Replying to @nativelandpod
Yeah, just support all the white democrat candidates and laugh at the black republican candidates running. Democrats don't court black voters. They laugh at black voters. They know they'll get their vote no matter what they don't do for the black community.
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The director of Edge of Tomorrow once joked that the movie was practically made for Tom Cruise haters because his character spends so much of the film dying again and again. Trapped in a time loop, Major William Cage is sent back to the beginning every time he dies, forcing him to relive the same brutal battle while learning from each mistake.
That repetition becomes one of the movie’s cleverest elements. Every death may look like another failure, but each reset makes Cage more skilled, prepared, and determined. What starts as an endless cycle of defeat gradually transforms him into a capable soldier, blending dark comedy with the time-loop concept that drives the entire story.
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Black couple doesn't tip at this local cafe, then the owner BANNED THEM FOR LIFE!
This is how you market in 2026.
He lost 2 customers, but gained HUNDREDS!
How do you think he handled it?
“Please do not eat here if you are black.”
The owner of a local cafe holds up the receipt and says that the couple recording paid. Then he tells them they’re not welcome back because they didn’t tip his servers. He names the cafe and tells them to post it.
The people filming are black, so the closer is “you racist or something?”
They stiffed the servers. Then they made the ban about race.
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Mark Twain invented himself in Nevada over about three years, during which he failed at silver mining, faked a corpse, faked a massacre, insulted a ladies' charity, got challenged to a duel, and had to leave the territory.
He went out there in 1861 because his older brother Orion had been appointed Secretary of the Nevada Territory, a job Abraham Lincoln personally signed off on, and could not afford to get there. Sam Clemens paid for the trip in exchange for being made Orion's private secretary. Nineteen days by stagecoach from St. Joseph, Missouri to Carson City.
He quit the government work almost immediately to go look for silver in the Humboldt and Esmeralda districts.
He was bad at it. By the time he got there the amateur window had closed and the good ground was taken. He lost a promising claim in 1862, an episode he later inflated considerably when he wrote about it.
Broke, he started mailing humorous letters to the Virginia City Territorial Enterprise under the name Josh. In the fall of 1862 the editor, Joe Goodman, hired him as city editor at twenty five dollars a week.
His first real hoax ran on October 4, 1862. He wrote a completely deadpan news item about a petrified man discovered in the hills, a century old, fused into the rock, with a coroner's jury convened over the body that decided it would be irreverent to blast him out.
And then, in flat reportorial prose, he described the corpse's hands. The right thumb resting against the side of the nose, fingers spread. The left thumb propping up the chin, with one finger holding an eyelid open.
He had written a dead man thumbing his nose and winking at the reader, and he genuinely believed nobody could possibly miss it.
Newspapers across the country reprinted it as a real scientific discovery. So did papers in England. It made it into the London Lancet, a medical journal. Twain then spent about eleven months mailing clippings to the pompous local judge the whole thing had been aimed at.
On February 3, 1863, he signed a piece "Mark Twain" for the first time. The piece was a complaint about a party.
His second hoax, in October 1863, went badly wrong. He wrote a graphic fake story about a man near Empire City slaughtering his own family, intended as a shot at San Francisco companies falsifying their dividend reports. It was reprinted as real news across the region. When he ran the retraction admitting he had made it up, readers were not amused. Subscriptions were cancelled. Rival papers demanded he be fired. Goodman kept him on.
Then came May 1864, which is the part he left almost entirely out of his own memoir.
He published an unsigned item implying that money raised by the women of Carson City at a charity ball for the Sanitary Fund, which was the Civil War's version of the Red Cross, was going to be handed over to a "miscegenation society." In Nevada in 1864 that was a calculated and genuinely ugly insult, and the word was being deployed nationally as a smear against Lincoln.
At the same moment he was in an escalating newspaper war with James Laird, editor of the rival Virginia City Union, and it got as far as formal challenges. Twain challenged Laird to a duel on May 21. Then the husbands of the Carson City women started challenging Twain.
Dueling was a crime in Nevada, and there was talk of a grand jury.
On May 29, 1864, Samuel Clemens got on a stage out of the territory with his friend Steve Gillis and went to San Francisco. No duel was ever fought.
A year later he published a short story about a jumping frog and became the most famous writer in America.
He arrived in Nevada as his brother's unpaid secretary with no money and no prospects, and he left it three years later one step ahead of a grand jury.
He went in as Sam Clemens. He came out as Mark Twain.
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Jerry Lee LewisとTom Jonesのプロレスみたいな映像が好きで定期的に見ています。こんな優雅にロックンロールを奏でる人はこの人くらいですね。余裕な人間はいつ見てもカッコ良いです😊
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The NFL has released footage of the proper technique Chop Robinson should have used to hit Patrick Mahomes.
🤖 Made with AI
Hey @Nike this is the best you have to represent your company?! Wow! @ColinSimmons__
Just think of all the little Nike wearing kids that will be modeling this behavior with your shoes on. WAY to REPRESENT!!!
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