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My fantasy team had a players only meeting yesterday
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1 shot from every one of @PatrickMahomes' 100 career wins. 📽️ @insidetheNFL | @NFLFilms
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hold on now
I’m a D1 Mahomes hater but this moment was cold
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"It seems like every time I win a game, I'm tying him [Tom Brady], so I'm gonna keep winning" @Melanie_Collins caught up with Patrick Mahomes after tying Tom Brady as the fastest QB to reach 100 career wins
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6,000 years of world history on a single timeline. Zoom in. You could spend 30 minutes exploring this.
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Fielding shitty trade requests as a 1-4 fantasy team
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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A big part of driving is knowing how to sense when someone is about to switch lanes and cut you off without using their turn signal.
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The talks of his demise were greatly exaggerated
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School Night (Acrylic paint on canvas)
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Highest passing grade facing pressure this season (min 60 total dropbacks) Patrick Mahomes 86.2 Jared Goff 73.8 Geno Smith 67.3 Jalen Hurts 66.1 Joe Burrow 64.9 Tough to faze Mahomes
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Happy birthday to Marty Robbins, born on this day in 1925! A remarkable singer and songwriter who brought warmth and storytelling to country music, with classics that still feel timeless today.
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Opening Day, 1969. Royals vs. Twins. Listen to Denny Matthews—making his Major League debut at 26 years old—welcome everyone to Municipal Stadium for the first game in Kansas City Royals history. And the picture? Yeah, iconic.
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Due to contact with the Greeks, devices such as sundials and water clocks had spread to Roman cities. A character from this 2nd-century BC play complains about how the spread of time-keeping devices has regimented life:
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67 years ago today, ‘Take Five’ by Dave Brubeck Quartet was released as a single. It went on to become the best-selling jazz single of the 20th century.
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MORE MAHOMES MAGIC 🎉 Including the playoffs, Patrick Mahomes has 31 game-winning drives in the 4th quarter/OT since 2018 (most in that span). Mahomes improves to 8-0 in OT (reg. season), best undefeated record by starting QB (Elias Sports Bureau)😲
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50 years ago today, “More Than A Feeling” by Boston was released as a single
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25 years later, we will #neverforget911
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It has to be Kierkegaard
If philosophers were tweeting today, who would be posting the most bangers?
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Once in a while, you have to listen to “Take Five” by Brubeck just to appreciate how damn good it is.
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