Plot twist: the universe is an elaborate Turing test to see if we're conscious enough yet to understand it.

Well it's been great knowing you all.

So, why don't our various orifices flood when we get in the bath?

The first president of the World Anti-Doping Agency was born Richard Pound, but went by Dick. Dick Pound. What an advertisement of character

Octo-moist. Coming soon.

Well that's bloody wonderful art. xitter.cf/LucGabel/status/917119…

Blade Runner 2049 is everything we wanted but were too cautious to ask for. My god.

Lord Rutherford: “All science is either physics or stamp collecting.” He then won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Must've been awkward.

Why is being impressed by new music getting harder as we age? Have we heard more, or are we just turning into crabby old douchenoggins?

A Q&A video feels pretty self-indulgent, but there are now 500,000 people with demonstrably shit taste. Much tortoise love and thanks.

Going on social media to talk about what a great party you're at would strongly indicate that it isn't actually a great party.

In today's video we will be learning about the introvert in its natural habitat, like a sort of safari, but shit. youtu.be/MdG4f5Y3ugk

If you enjoyed Black Mirror - which you did - you'll probably also like Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams. Super impressed so far.

James Horner really was a genius and is much missed. This sequence brings the tingles every time. youtu.be/b1VtxIF21SU?t=4m41s

Next week's video goes out to all my introvert brethren. You've been quite quiet recently.

Star Trek Engineer: Yes sir? Star Trek Admiral: Listen, great job building that spaceship but you forgot the fucking toilets again Gregory

Goodnight Cassini. What a marvelous little space probe you were.

Quite a lot of things in life are held back by them just not being Stellaris.

Had this custom-made to avoid inevitable awkward party situations in future. Hope it works.

Today we will be taking a completely objective and not in the least bit bitter look at life as an undergraduate. youtu.be/E0J2LObdT-g