we’re all gonna die 🥁: sullest, weak teeth, bloodpheasant, tomb envy. 🎸: best practices

(e) providence, ri
Joined October 2013
(the new alphabet song to the tune of “Let It Be”) 🎵Letter A, Letter B, Letter C, Letter D, Then a bunch of letters, Letter Z 🎵
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30 to 50 percent mortality rate? Fuck it, fam, let’s goooooooo [into the dirt]!!!
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My band’s two albums about these two movies is what’s the best tombenvy.bandcamp.com
Two classics released on the same day, which is the best?
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Has anyone read the nonfiction book 1984?
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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RIP to my favorite joke that no one ever gets
What idiot calls it a Doppelgänger instead of a Gene Hackman?
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Where the hell is Indiana Jones you wankers
4 epic trilogies, 1 choice. Which is your favourite?
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Way to go, globalization. You went ahead and killed globalization.
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If anyone’s buying sparkling wine today I can only assume that you’re celebrating The Enemy™️
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Neil of Fortune retweeted
Come on brain, make the happy chemicals you stupid lump of fuck
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I’m hoping the American people revolt over TikTok leaving the US because what the fuck else do people have in common these days?
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The fact that it’s called ASS means that Elon Musk has a baby’s brain
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Some of you are listening to "Jawbreaker" and "Jawbox" when you should be filling out "Jawbapplication"
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Why do I hate being an American yet I love American cheese
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You know, the funny thing about “innocent until proven guilty” is because someone is arrested doesn’t mean we have to say “they did it” just because the news/police say so. There’s a whole “in a court of law” thing that comes after it
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Neil of Fortune retweeted
Tiki Head Marge Simpson Marquette, MI
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Shoutout to a very specific Unknown Midtown Manhattan Suspect. I hope you’re having a great day 😘
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I loved Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men, but I’m not sure if I like him as the vocalist of Chat Pile yet
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