I got my hands on some advance footage of tonight’s debate from the future.

I did my partner’s makeup in this video to make him look like a Cat from CATS, but I’ve never done makeup and I’ve never seen CATS.

Hi, if you're financially impacted by the virus (or just financially compromised in general), but you need some entertainment or something to do during social distancing, just shoot me an DM or something and I'll give you a copy of my first album for free.

Men Society Has Deemed Hot, But Also Look Like Thumb-Thumbs from Spy Kids: A Thread 1. Channing Tatum

party girls, don’t get hurt don’t feel anything

LGBTQIA2+ people aren't bullying you or Chick-fil-a by calling out their support of anti-LGBT organizations. They're giving money to organizations that, in effect, bully queer people. We're not a bully mob. We're the mob that are trying to make bullying stop.

If you Venmo me $5 I’ll tell you where you should get dinner tonight so you and your partner stop saying “I don’t know, what do you want to eat” this is my new side hustle

me this Halloween:

If y'all want to get some aliens out of a government facility, I recommend storming the concentration camps full of children and asylum seekers instead of #Area51.

CBS New York shared an article about these New Jersey fishermen who got up close footage of a Great White Shark and they are doing everything in their power to absolutely not address the name of the boat or crew.

Hi! Since it's Pride Month, here's one of my favorite jokes that I written about @Grindr. 🏳️‍🌈

alright which one of you blabbed

If a queer person speaks up to tell you that you're making them uncomfortable, you should listen because there's a very high chance you've already made them uncomfortable 6-7 times that they let pass before saying something. We let a lot of shit go.

I've gotten a lot of new followers over the past few months, so I think this warrants sharing! @JasmineCEllis and I run a podcast about resentment called @ExtraSaltyPod! You can find it on iTunes and Stitcher and we'd love for you to check it out. ❤️

Thanks so much for having us @WICF! And thanks so much to @jennyzigrino and Bethany Van Delft for joining us for this special live episode of the @ExtraSaltyPod!! Cloud 9. ❤️