@ExpenseRepNews

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 St Louis, MO
expensereport.press
Joined July 2018
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Patriotic Business Owner Refuses to Give Employees Day Off, Claims Founding Fathers Did Their Best Work on July 4 bit.ly/2LFuuGS #July4 #IndependenceDay #America #Merica
Applicant Lists “Wikipedia” Under Education Portion of Resume bit.ly/2RJ8JHp #hiring #resume #jobhunt
Startup Founder Argues the Value of “Negative Growth” to Investors bit.ly/2JaeTMF #startup #growth #hustle #startuplife #founder
Manager's Father's Day High Swiftly Extinguished by Needy Subordinates bit.ly/2ZDi3iX #FathersDay #FathersDay2019 #dads
Manager Lets Slip That New Hire Was Last Resort #hiring #newjob #nowhiring bit.ly/2XbxeSz
Over-scheduled Manager Contemplates Cloning Self in a Rare Moment of Solitude bit.ly/2KHz7jv #sales #management #salestips
Staffer Commandeers Office Break Room as Personal Office swipesum.com/expensereport/s…
Sales Lead Confirms That 4:30 on Friday Afternoon is the Best Time to Reach Him #sales #coldcall #sell bit.ly/2QRMSwS
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David French and Bethany Porter, coworkers at local PR firm GlobalWord, have reportedly ignored each other at a local grocery store, despite repeated opportunities to acknowledge one another’s presence. swipesum.com/expensereport/c…
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Manager Unsure if Staffer Wearing Headphones is Working Hard or Slacking Off bit.ly/2H1siZI #workinghardorhardlyworking #workhardplayhard
Interviewee Disappointed by Coziness of Waiting Room Couch bit.ly/2RGjPPI
REPORT: Watercoolers The Latest Victim to Millennial Generation swipesum.com/expensereport/w…
Worker Neglects Important Project in Favor of Riveting Podcast bit.ly/2zUGtKe #podcast #podcasts #truecrime #podcastlife
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Employees Only Laugh At Boss’s Jokes Because They Have To swipesum.com/expensereport/e…
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Office Pet Lizard Neglected During Company Getaway bit.ly/2PiGH2o #startup #officepet #gecko #lizard
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Office Baffled By Soft Jazz Music Coming From Absolutely Nowhere swipesum.com/expensereport/o…
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Worker with Standing Desk Definitely CEO Material bit.ly/2P3sXIR #standingdesk #management #CEO
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Staff Member Curious To Know How Thanksgiving Went For Everybody bit.ly/2P3G8tc #MondayMorning #Thanksgiving #backtowork
Manager Playing Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving Draws Ire of Underlings bit.ly/2Komurm #thanksgiving
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