@ExpectoResister

Many of my tweets involve an implied 'you dumbas$' she/her

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Joined April 2011
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Infectious disease prevention 101 from your friendly neighborhood Patronus #COVIDー19
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster6 Mar 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is β€˜vindicate.’ How good does this word feel? ow.ly/kYFF50N8ERl
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 6, 2023 "vindicate" verb | VIN-duh-kayt 'to free from allegation or blame' Background Image: A court scene, a man being interrogated

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 6, 2023 "vindicate" verb | VIN-duh-kayt 'to free from allegation or blame' Background Image: A court scene, a man being interrogated

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And that's how I got kicked out of the comedy club. Oops.
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster5 Mar 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is β€˜repartee.’ Your move. ow.ly/iRza50N8vC2
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 5, 2023 "repartee" noun | rep-er-TEE 'an exchange of clever statements and replies' Background image: Two women laughing together on a patio

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 5, 2023 "repartee" noun | rep-er-TEE 'an exchange of clever statements and replies' Background image: Two women laughing together on a patio

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feminist next door@emrazz4 Mar 2023
If you find any of these poisonous species in the wild - run. You’re in danger. 1. He hates all of his exes 2. He laughs when you’re embarrassed 3. He makes you keep secrets 4. He resents your successes 5. He uses politeness to patronize 6. He can’t make you cum with his mouth
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster4 Mar 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is 'proximate.' ow.ly/4gqB50N8eGE
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 4, 2023 "proximate" adjective | PRAHK-suh-mut 'coming just before or after in a way that shows relationship' Background Image: Dominos being knocked over in a line

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 4, 2023 "proximate" adjective | PRAHK-suh-mut 'coming just before or after in a way that shows relationship' Background Image: Dominos being knocked over in a line

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I (state my name) will never ever attempt to pet a giant fluffy cow.
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My friend's "partner" got himself a tattoo machine and is learning to tattoo. 😬 (Partner is in quotations cuz I'm trying to be nice and not call him her baby daddy, but he is far from a partner to her.)
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NowhereGirl😎@SelfImposedXile2 Mar 2023
Hey ⁦@GovRonDeSantis⁩! Maybe focus more on the health of your citizens and less on banning books. Florida man dies after contracting brain-eating infection from rinsing sinuses with tap water fox7austin.com/news/florida-…

Florida man dies after contracting brain-eating infection from rinsing sinuses with tap water

The local health department said infection is rare and can only happen when water contaminated with the amoeba enters through the nose.

fox7austin.com
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Heads up:
Floki@WyldHeartedSon2 Mar 2023
105 of you are following this maga account.
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster2 Mar 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is 'contretemps.' ow.ly/TfHe50N6orG
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 2, "contretemps" noun | KAHN-truh-tahn 'an unfortunate event or disagreement' Background Image: three friends having an argument

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 2, "contretemps" noun | KAHN-truh-tahn 'an unfortunate event or disagreement' Background Image: three friends having an argument

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"People tend to gravitate towarss the course of action requiring the least amount of work." = a verbose way of saying people are lazy
Psychology Today
@PsychToday1 Mar 2023
People tend to gravitate towards the course of action requiring the least amount of work. Here's how you can use that to your advantage. bit.ly/3mk37H6

How to Use Other People's Laziness to Your Advantage

The people around you, including your coworkers, are predictably lazy. You can use these insights to influence what they do.

psychologytoday.com
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster1 Mar 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is β€˜fresco.’ Please read this outside. ow.ly/XGqk50N57Th
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 1, 2023 "fresco" noun | FRESS-koh 'painting done on wet plaster' Background Image: a fresco a fresco of Roman Catholic Abbey in Sankt Gallen, Switzerland

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day March 1, 2023 "fresco" noun | FRESS-koh 'painting done on wet plaster' Background Image: a fresco a fresco of Roman Catholic Abbey in Sankt Gallen, Switzerland

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Some people would just teach their kids that staring at strangers is rude, but noooo, not this bish. #InternalizedMisogyny
ChudsOfTikTok πŸ–₯️@ChudsOfTikTok28 Feb 2023
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MuggleNet
@MuggleNet28 Feb 2023
To end our #MonthOfKindness, why don't we all give someone a pep talk today? From everyone here at #MuggleNet, YOU CAN DO IT!!!
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Some comedy for my fellow Gen-Xers on this glorious Tuesday: Janeane Garofolo youtu.be/9qr6BUNYQJE
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Best use of name tags EVER.
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster28 Feb 2023
The #WordOfTheDay is 'stultify.' ow.ly/W4YO50N3BHo
Merriam-Webster Word of the Day February 28, 2023 "stultify" verb | STUL-tuh-fye 'to cause someone or something to become dull or ineffective' Background image: a man with a confused look on his face

ALT Merriam-Webster Word of the Day February 28, 2023 "stultify" verb | STUL-tuh-fye 'to cause someone or something to become dull or ineffective' Background image: a man with a confused look on his face

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